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Post by Pocky Monster on Sept 1, 2006 3:56:51 GMT -5
^ pfff!! .. okay, I actually laughed at that one.
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Post by unidentifiedbitch on Sept 1, 2006 9:37:17 GMT -5
klacoste - rollercoaster .. heheheh ..
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Post by telliecoin on Sept 1, 2006 9:52:32 GMT -5
ur ean name doesn't remind me of anything... but u remind me of my cousins gf jaja.. she's in kl
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Post by dapper on Sept 1, 2006 10:06:03 GMT -5
Dr Achir.... in my head I say Archer
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Post by unidentifiedbitch on Sept 1, 2006 12:22:45 GMT -5
dapper - pampers .. heh..
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Post by etudes on Sept 2, 2006 3:37:50 GMT -5
unidentifiedbitch- some sexist beyotch
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Post by unidentifiedbitch on Sept 2, 2006 7:55:59 GMT -5
^
yeah man thats what im talkin about!
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Post by halfbreed on Sept 14, 2006 6:32:21 GMT -5
^ Woot! I got a capital letter! ;D
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Post by halfbreed on Sept 14, 2006 7:29:31 GMT -5
^ ;D P.S. The doctor said that, too.
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Post by pam89 on Sept 16, 2006 1:38:25 GMT -5
Maow - big cat that meows Dr Ahcir- a mad scientist who plays with acid Jericho- mountains, y2j - millenium bug hapalicious- a sugary sweet lollie halfbreed- puppy dog Juniper - the planet Jupiter Isalee- fairy lights someguy- random dude with his back towards you DaViD - DVD teehee- a girly dress with lots of pretty frills Infanta- perverted version of Santa who likes infants kyu-ree - the name of a korean noodles packet Ineffable- hard to comprehend Yongfook- type of fork to eat with Cristobal - shiny disco ball that spins round and round Shugi- cute pair of slippers Sensei- wise and knowledgeable old man-kind of like yoda, but red thezealouscookie- cookie monster- very protective of his cookies smurf- blue knitted scarf bulaklak- balut
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Post by david on Sept 16, 2006 11:34:40 GMT -5
Maow – a large cuddly cat (one with a perpetual grin on its face) that runs up to you and dispenses hugs
Dr Ahcir – a wizened old asian man trying to pronounce something but sounds like he is about to hock out some phlegm
Jericho – Israel
hapalicious – a sweet delicious candy. Or HapaGuru’s lingo. Ew.
halfbreed – a canine mutt
juniper – a pot-pourri of sweet smelling stuff
someguy – a young randy guy
DaViD – DVD or some pretentious arsehole
teehee - a smiling little Japanese anime girl who tilts her head sideways with her hand on her mouth and goes….“teehee!”
Infanta – a Spanish infant from a 16th century painting
Jonathan – a cool sporty dude
zoffster1 - a race car driver on PSP 2
Mimosa – a Chinese samosa
Tamy – twin sister of Tami
Tami – twin sister of Tamy
tobin – the elder brother of Tamy and Tami
tRiCiA - the step-sister of Tamy, Tami and tobin and the name of a host for a TV children’s educational program
kyu-ree – a Korean condiment sold in little colourful plastic packets covered in cute cartoon characters that have nothing to do with the food
Ineffable – unpronounceable holy name
Maverick – Tom Cruise in Top Gun
Yongfook- an egg and noodle based Cantonese dish sold at a diner for unsophisticated white trash. “Sir, would you like some fries with your Yongfook?”
Cristobal – a glittering crystal disco ball that spins round and round…and round..and round…and…basically just an annoying distraction.
Shugi - a cute fluffy Japanese puppy that runs on batteries you get for Christmas
Sensei - a pixie
Aznlatina – an exotic Asian-Latina pole-dancer
Rated R Superstar – a porn star for kids
daisy pukes – puke covered daisies
thezealouscookie – a cookie thief
smurf - a mischievous smurf that has a karate chop tic
bulaklak – a Mongolian hut in the Mongolian steppes where a Mongolian family lives doing Mongolian things
pam89 – a beautiful busty young woman born in 1989
jean62 – a crusty old French dude born in 1962
Etudes - a French audio device
laidbacksonic74 - a long haired psychedelic band from the ‘70s with its own corny TV show
cheeseprata - cheese covered parathas
Isalee - a Singaporean shopping mall where you can get anything
Jessykah – a ladette Liesl – that girl from the Sound of Music who was 16 going on 17 and falls in love with that Nazi poster boy dashokka – a militant nationalistic terrorist group hiding out in the Caucasus mountains
cruelangel – a designer fashion label for the Hells Angels
Sae – a Japanese beer Kat- kitkat
dapper – diapers
unidentifiedbitch – a tiny fiery minx with a “don’t-you-dare-f***-with-me” look at a police line up
elle – the deadliest fourth Charlie’s Angles in a tiny plaid skirt that does all sorts of fancy callisthenics and throws ninja stars into the mouths of bs***ters
cinnamaroll – a round cinnamon covered Danish pastry that looks shiny because of the thick layer of trans fatty acids smothered all over it faithless – name of a sitcom about a cynical heavy metal rock group that plays at churches to make ends meet
Erika – Eureka!
Hogan – Hulk Hogan
amir – an Arab sheik with ray ban sunglasses
sugarvelvetcheeks – parents didn’t love him as a child
Qomix – a Quorn mix
JohnnyUtah – a condom with a cowboy hat
iVeR – a mechanical Igor
zandonai – a futuristic babe magnet Italian made automobile
austhai – an Austrian-Thai airline with stunning air hostesses xandra – a pixellated computer game princess character that needs to be perpetually rescued so that you can go onto the next level
Y2J - Y2K bug
penguinopolipitese – penguin ice cream Jolie – a happy person
Spacemonkey – a Russian monkey blasted into space. Poor space.
chunkmuffin - a chunky muffin. What else?
jeepin4x4girl – an independent tom boy of a girl (with the requisite cap and hot pants) who drives 4X4s with a can of beer in one hand and a cigarette dangling from her mouth. What the f*** are you looking at?!?!? DivaDancerLara - a crazy chick who dances a lot. I imagine a lot of twirling, feigned expressions, rainbow coloured outfits. With weird music best described as “avant garde”
indy – Indiana Jones and the EANation of Doom
ribena – a purple grape bursting with sweet purple goodness that you just want to squish for the hell of it jenming – a Chinese martial arts folk hero from the Shang dynasty who can leap from roof top to roof top dispensing words of wisdom whilst stroking his long white beard. He also has these awesome thick white eyebrows. f***. tamar - H.M.S. Tamar (those of you from HK will know what I’m talking about)
scottski - a communist lad chicken soda – a fast food chain with a brand logo of a cartoon chicken drinking out of a soda winking at you and giving the thumbs up sign with it’s wings. Sort of like a rival to Kentucky Fried Chicken. conceptdesign – a suit and tie nerd sitting at a desk job trying to come up with some new conceptual design for his boss but ends up pulling his hair out in frustration
xriz - someone who can’t spell his name
dtn – a typewriter with many keys missing
kireikoori – a flightless Maori named native New Zealand bird
dadu - European art movement mixing the West with the East
dolcedolce – a fancy looking Italian girl or an expensive looking Italian handbag sold on Temple Street in Kowloon for a few bucks
manni – name of someone’s cousin
klacoste – sounds like a pair of Spanish castanets that make a lot of sound but ultimately controlled by a woman
alex411 – a boy dialling for help
alexsmom – the mom of alex…who was dialling for help
Sam - spam
helles – a Greek Amazon or bells in hell
Aiko – a Japanese girl who likes fluffy toys
Miffu – a Pokamon character that has no special powers
jenniferbrook – some hot young centrefold (can’t help it because every girl named "jennifer" or “brooke” I know has been hot)
dragan – a Slavic dragon or that Russian boxer from Rocky IV
mupp – a muppet
Michelle – that French girl from the Beatles song
Tricky – a hip-hop artist
dave – a cool bloke who you can depend on ken-chan – a frustrated tiny Japanese anime character who gets ignored by everyone
asphyxiation – a teenage girl who repeatedly engages in deliberate self-harm
miaim – Yes Ma’am! Absolutely Ma’am! Anything you say Ma’am!
Groink – a cute cartoon pig that makes that sound when you squeeze it
p****cat - a mysterious woman in a slinky feline outfit and cat mask with a long cigarette holder
chad – a confused young man
amstelveenxxxx – a Dutch pornstar with a 12 inch cock
blaze415 – a colourful sticker you see on a Nascar race car
miss feli – a prim and proper basket holding, bonnet-wearing Church going reformed Italian prostitute character in a Jane Austen novel
inyaface – a tell-it-like-it-is teenage girl with the whole ‘goin-down’ hand expressions
Yoomy – adjective for a very large room
kentusmaximus – a Japanese gladiator on a Japanese game show
roman – an Italian gladiator on a Japanese game show
telliecoin – a coin operated TV
avsar – a Star Trek character
alco-HALL – a rambunctious alcohol sale at a school hall
deviantlydefined – an Asian brand for computer games
deeperblu – the most powerful computer in the world that can download the entire internet in less than a second
YokohamaMoocher – some guy who enjoys kissing Japanese girls
Syzmon – a Polish Simon
bound4euphoria – a giggly crazy chick high on drugs or a hippie commune
SiamIam – a Thai ladyboy simmie – an affectionate term for Simone
dela cruz – a town full of latinos on the Californian coast
Naomi_Angela – Siamese twins mrdimplez – the paedophile school janitor with a dimple when he smiles
jefe – an unassuming dude who knows more than he lets on. A cunning linguist too.
azalune – a loony French dude
lizkel - a lipstick clad, fishnet stocking and cowboy boots wearing biker girl rob – a little boy with a baseball cap (turned backwards) celtriya – name of a high priestess at a mystical pagan gathering full of druids under a full moon where the wisdom of the ancients are revealed only to the initiates
deuce – a card game in a smoky Monte Carlo casino
loprida - a Spanish ballroom dancer
ValeN – a very valiant Viking
ronaldo - a jughead footballer
grindx – a long-haired-cap-wearing-chillax-mute extra on Clerks
SynRG – a battery that keeps the Energizer bunny going on…and on…and on…and on…
thursday – the bastard step-sister of Wednesday from the Addams Family
ozarka – occam’s razor
Carol – a girl just named Carol
Kevolah – a Jewish holiday
Farmer Moustachio – an eccentric large handle bar moustachiod farmer with suspenders
animaeish – an anime Amish character
rainbowcake- LSD laced cakes sold to kids snoop – snoop doggy dog
Ly Kim – brand name of a soy sauce
yuhna – name of a yacht
Hapa Guru – a deluded twit on all things Hapa
Jeymi – a fashion model in leotards with this large permed ‘80s hair trying to make it big
Saru – a huge albino ape that is a mascot for a Japanese beer or a sumo wrestling team
nikki – a cute little girl with pigtails
kadude - a car dude
Ee Beep Peep – Little Bo Peep
lucia – name of an Italian corner shop that sells tomatoes, olive oil, pasta etc
EAObserver – A balding, clipboard-wielding, note-taking lab coated man with these large Perspex goggles. He’s actually an Asian scientist from a dying Asian race from the distant future who has travelled back in time to take notes on how a fledgling EA community from the early 21st century could later manage to dominate the entire solar system with their superior EA awesomeness. In a few years time, we will get the EATerminator T-1000 that will wreak havoc on the Forums. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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Post by Micha on Sept 16, 2006 21:09:02 GMT -5
A hearty congratulations on your list DaVid, I especially liked Hapa Guru and others.
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Post by Aznlatina on Sept 16, 2006 22:53:28 GMT -5
Aznlatina – an exotic Asian-Latina pole-dancer Kinky. Rrrrrrrrr
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Post by sass in a glass on Sept 17, 2006 2:02:04 GMT -5
lizkel - a lipstick clad, fishnet stocking and cowboy boots wearing biker girl I wonder where you would get that impression from ;D
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here kitty, kitty!
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Post by miss feli on Sept 17, 2006 2:46:00 GMT -5
miss feli – a prim and proper basket holding, bonnet-wearing Church going reformed Italian prostitute character in a Jane Austen novel What is this, the 19th century?
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