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Post by betahat on Jan 23, 2009 16:23:59 GMT -5
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Post by rob on Jan 24, 2009 1:53:04 GMT -5
Tuan “Tommy” Vu is a top poker player who entered the 2005 World Series of Poker and came in 22nd place, earning over $300,000. yes! and he's been in the slammer as well.... and he was a busboy, and also started a homeless shelter called "The Tom Vu Outreach Center" in Amarillo Texas. see 3:46 of the below *swoon* That was good!! What wasn't good were all the do-it-yourself-ers trying to do their own fone-jacking pranks in the "related videos".
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Post by rob on Jan 24, 2009 4:30:32 GMT -5
If you've ever laboured through a Beethoven Sonata ...... this is bloody brilliant!!! But if you haven't, you'll probably just find it boring
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Post by Nikki on Jan 24, 2009 14:39:49 GMT -5
^ ouch. face sliding. cringe. @ the Beethoven - that was absolutely fantastic. For all the Aussies
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Post by viruslabrat on Jan 26, 2009 19:39:33 GMT -5
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Post by Nikki on Feb 6, 2009 22:26:42 GMT -5
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Post by thesa on Feb 11, 2009 2:38:53 GMT -5
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Post by betahat on Feb 14, 2009 20:12:41 GMT -5
From the Onion (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/japan_pledges_to_halt_production?utm_source=a-section) ********************************************************************* TOKYO—Acknowledging its embarrassment over worldwide outbreaks of violent, uncontrolled regurgitation, the Japanese government apologized Wednesday to the millions of viewers who have been sickened over the past three decades by the revolting depravity of the nation's pornographic exports.
The response came after leaders of the world's 20 largest economies signed an accord threatening sanctions against Japan if international distribution of the nauseating materials did not immediately cease.
"We honestly had no idea people did not enjoy this stuff," said Cultural Affairs Minister Kazuhiro Nakai, expressing regret for the thousands of hours of bondage porn, rape porn, utensil-rape porn, food-rape porn, frozen-food-rape porn, vomit-enema porn, elder-care-coma-patient-rape porn, and the kind of a porn in which a nubile youth is kidnapped, stripped, tied down in a wading pool and raped. "We are deeply ashamed for whatever it is about these films that has made people around the world vomit so vigorously. Please know that the content was only intended to entertain and arouse."
Sources inside the Ministry of Cultural Affairs said Nakai, shocked by the recent development, is seeking to recall many of the products, including an estimated 27 million copies of select bukkake (splash), gokkun (gulp), and tamakeri (testicle-kicking) videos.
Officials have already met with leaders of Japan's $5.5 billion adult entertainment industry in an attempt to develop regulations that conform to some small standard of basic human decency. Attending the talks were the heads of several major studios, including WoundSexerCo, Maid Molest Universal, Innocent Schoolgirl Despoil Youngest Daughter Lips Plunder Incest Distribution, and Sunrise-Rape-Rape-Nihon.
The proposed new measures include a 50 percent reduction in live-eel anal insertions, and a requirement that portrayals of group sex involving seven or more individuals feature at least four human participants. Also under consideration is a zero-tolerance policy covering all "prurient uses" of colostomy bags.
In what may signal a chastening within the industry, leading film producer Golden Dawn Global issued a press release this week voicing its "humility and bewilderment" and offering to cease international distribution of its blockbuster series Pregnant Ladyboy Sodomized Facedown In The Rice Bowl, a 23-part epic that has reportedly left thousands of viewers feeling repulsed, defiled, and forever doubtful about the inherent goodness of mankind.
"I've seen about a million of these films, and each one is worse than the next," Portugal's José Randulfo told reporters after receiving treatment for dehydration, caustic chemical burns, and fractured ribs—the result of a 45-minute vomiting spell he suffered after renting Naughty Ginza Maids Drink Cocktail Of Refuse And Bile. "The doctors say it may take months before I remember what normal genitals look like, and even longer before I remember how they are intended to function."
"An apology from the government is fine, but how will they address the trauma I've already suffered?" asked Dallas resident Carter Landismann, citing the film Let's Underwear Shop In Chinbo-Sho Medical District. "This stuff is disgusting. Like this scene here, with the latex-covered girl and the wolf and—oh, God, I'm gonna be sick again!"
Although none of the studios would discuss paying reparations to those violated and debased by their offerings, they were eager to hear feedback from viewers.
"I feel just awful that our work was received in this fashion," said Takuya Ishiyama, creative director of Shonen Young Forcible Jump. "But I know we can generate content more suitable for an international audience, perhaps by removing some of the characters who get off by choking on vomit they've drunk from a rubber tube inserted into their partner's stomach."
Culture minister Nakai told members of the press Wednesday that his office would continue working to understand what other nations find objectionable about his country's pornography.
"So just to be clear: even the cartoon tentacle-rape stuff?" Nakai asked. "Even though it's only animated and the probing tentacles are clearly not real?" ********************************************************************
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Post by rob on Mar 4, 2009 12:36:15 GMT -5
whoever did the editing on this video is brilliant!!!
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Post by votingblogger on Mar 10, 2009 18:08:52 GMT -5
Shameless plug for my site filled with "fetishism drivel". Eurasian vote this week. I tried adding it to my signature. Let's see if it worked.
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Post by votingblogger on Mar 10, 2009 18:09:29 GMT -5
Great sucess!!!
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Post by celltocell on Mar 13, 2009 18:11:16 GMT -5
"i didn't mean it when i said i did your lover's ho" ...haha wtf.
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Post by rob on Apr 7, 2009 4:39:25 GMT -5
Random dude challenges Dwayne Wade (NBA Star) to a 1-1 match in a parking lot (real!) ;D
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Post by jenbrook on Apr 7, 2009 6:04:10 GMT -5
They played this on TV for a good few months in singapore during the SARS epsiode..
SARS is the virus that i just want to Minus!!
'kena' means to be burdened with and 'tahan' means wait
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Post by rob on Apr 7, 2009 6:12:43 GMT -5
^ haha! that was actually pretty good!.... had a little fresh-prince dj jazzy jeff kinda vibe. Here's something so bad, you will cringe with embarassment. It was produced by the Singapore Media Development Agency and features all the upper management of the GLCs (Government linked corporations). Remember that? OMG - I am still red with embarassment
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