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Post by fei on Jun 17, 2009 8:08:18 GMT -5
Me and the guys hang out at the usual place. And our conversation usual or i might said all the time on the ladies. Hearing stories of my macho,high testators male mate conquest and most of the time failure of attraction of the female spices. So i have heard the most outrages pick-lines and a few good ones! So i know few of you guys,(damm it, you know who you are!!) are good or i might say natural at pickup the ladies. And ladies alot of you must have your ears bleed to death of all these cheesy pickup-line and very few "sweep off your feet" smooth line. So maybe you like to share your skill to few of us "virgin loser" or "i never have a date before" single and very desperate EA guy at this forum.PLS...
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Post by Subuatai on Jun 17, 2009 8:57:35 GMT -5
LOL! Only time me and my mates ever used cheesy pickup-lines was to take the piss outta a passer-by to be honest Ne ways, you'll be best just being natural. If you are looking for a smooth line it has to be natural and not acting. Otherwise forget it! Only way for that is not learning specific 'lines', but making sure you yourself have strong foundation of confidence and communication skills especially listening skills. The more you listen, the more you know, and the more you know, the more you can say. Girls are still individuals as well. A new girl, is a whole new set of different buttons to push. To be honest I never had much communication skill until I worked in sales for over a year - and being flirtateous helped pay my rent. It's kinda funny though, some of them got so cozy with me until I brought up the reason I'm even talking to them in the first place - sign up for American Express!!! Hehe they made it illegal nowadays though for us salespeople to hide our name tags though... Ne ways you'll also find most of what you communicate is not through your words but body language also. Ne ways if you're looking for a date, you can easily just go up to a random girl anywhere and pretend you've seen her somewhere and strike a conversation. It all starts with that, but many are unable to get out of the comfort zone to make such an advance. Why this works is because it's easily forgivable as a 'mistaking someone for someone else'. Don't have to be too forward however. Just be friendly, break some ice, then after a while, invite her out, then invite her over, then watch a movie, wait for the right time (take note of her behaviour), then start making physical advances, then waala! Grab a few of these 'pickups' and you're bound to have a few 'squeezes' from time to time. I can get all technical about it but unless you are doing professional direct sales, meh. Though, truth is, the woman I married was never a 'pickup', we just kinda fell in together. Guess it gives meaning to: "When you don't look for it, that's when it happens". I'd rather have waited to be honest, some experiences came with disgusting memories I even spit out thinking about it and feel like vomitting if I think about it too far. But yeah, hope I'm as much help as I can be.
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Post by i move the stars for no one on Jun 17, 2009 13:21:51 GMT -5
does anyone actually use cheesy lines? i always thought they were just for entertainment purposes.
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Post by ChickenSoda on Jun 17, 2009 23:43:40 GMT -5
"Did you just fart? Because you blew me away"
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Post by meep on Jun 18, 2009 0:39:20 GMT -5
I think pick up lines are so humiliating and degrading...
But what do I know, I'm just a woman.
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Post by halfbreed on Jun 18, 2009 3:14:53 GMT -5
"Where'd you get that towel?" "Bathroom." "Oh, yeah, I think I left it there for you."
Kind of admirable, really.
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Post by fei on Jun 18, 2009 5:49:34 GMT -5
I use this line before on a lady on 2003(Sars period) in Spore. I walk in to a pub and this girl was staring at me. Few moment of eyes lingering, i took my drink and walk up to her. I said "I notice that you been checking me out.. So did i pass your inspection or do i need to be quarantine with you." She laugh her head off, i swore there few gold nugget came out from her nose!! And yeah i got her.
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Post by D.A on Jun 18, 2009 9:42:46 GMT -5
Pick up lines are so cheesy/corny topped with lameness.
I stumbled across this one today on an smh blog (blog comment): 'Guy walks in, walks straight up to me and whispers in my ear "the word of the day is legs" at which I give him my confused look, he walks away. An hour later he comes over again, takes possession of me and says "come on, lets go home and spread the word"'
degrading - check
hmmm....
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Post by yujirobert on Jun 18, 2009 12:19:40 GMT -5
"nice shoes, now lets shag!"
possibly the best and worst pickup line ever, works under the right circumstances though!
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Post by Kush on Jun 18, 2009 17:38:32 GMT -5
"Get your coat. You've pulled."
I can't see that failing.
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Post by TeeHee on Jun 19, 2009 0:37:03 GMT -5
When guys try pulling pick-up lines on me, my typical response has been "cute, it must've taken you all day to come up with that line, eh? "
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Post by Roam'n on Jun 19, 2009 6:13:31 GMT -5
I don't do pick up lines. I follow the advice of these sages:
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Post by Uncle Hank on Jun 23, 2009 15:12:59 GMT -5
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?" -Kindergarten Cop
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Post by Subuatai on Jun 23, 2009 16:47:18 GMT -5
This isn't really a 'pick-up' line, but it's a line nonetheless. There's a time and place to use it, but it works if you use it well - just becareful cause it makes them all clingy afterwards.
Once your lady is all melted and cozed up, tell her not to fall in love. She'll end up doing the opposite. Meh, I miss single life, where I can live by myself and have no responsibility either then taking care of myself.
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Post by ashhfacce on Jun 23, 2009 21:04:05 GMT -5
"You can call me milk, because I'll do your body good." -Hahaha, read that somewhere.
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