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Post by Subuatai on Jun 23, 2009 23:54:41 GMT -5
^ LOL!!! hahahha Looks like we have a WINNER! Definitely using that one tonite! Thanks for that, it made my day
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fei
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Post by fei on Jun 24, 2009 7:17:13 GMT -5
I heard my friend using this line before..
If i could be one thing on earth, I'll be tears in your eyes and fallin onto your cheeks and dying on your lips...
Hell why didn't i came out with that???
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Post by LaFace on Jun 24, 2009 7:41:52 GMT -5
Hi. My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. Greatest pick-up line in history.
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Post by davidbleo on Jun 26, 2009 10:46:23 GMT -5
From a friend of mine... with a cigarette in his hand...
"Do you have a cigarette... hey, look at my shoes, they're red!"
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Post by ashhfacce on Jul 3, 2009 14:09:20 GMT -5
^ LOL!!! hahahha Looks like we have a WINNER! Definitely using that one tonite! Thanks for that, it made my day Haha, thanks. Oh, please tell us how that goes. :]
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Yingy
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Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?
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Post by Yingy on Jul 3, 2009 21:03:28 GMT -5
Awesome and oh so clever pick up line the other day: "ni hao, are you Japanese? I like asian women" it got worse but I'll spare you
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Post by xandra on Jul 4, 2009 0:48:32 GMT -5
ugh
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Post by penguinopolipitese on Jul 7, 2009 1:07:49 GMT -5
"Hey, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"
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Post by penguinopolipitese on Jul 10, 2009 21:06:27 GMT -5
wanna play a game of hide the pickle?
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Post by jenbrook on Jul 11, 2009 3:56:38 GMT -5
In all seriousness i get this a lot..
Guy: Hi, was your name? Can i be your spesho fren?
Me: Uhhh sorry no
Guy: Why nooot? Jus fren! No spesho
Me: I dont think so
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Post by jenbrook on Jul 11, 2009 8:12:12 GMT -5
Oh and i cant forget the indian cat call!! Thats a classic.. the *ppfffsshhhhttt pfsht pfsht pfsht* from a dark corner on an empty street.. mmm i look forward to hearing that sound.
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Post by Groink on Jul 11, 2009 11:03:34 GMT -5
Oh and i cant forget the indian cat call!! Thats a classic.. the *ppfffsshhhhttt pfsht pfsht pfsht* from a dark corner on an empty street.. mmm i look forward to hearing that sound. My friend gets the Mexican million "heys" or the kissing sounds. Or just the long, protracted stares.
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Yingy
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Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?
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Post by Yingy on Jul 11, 2009 13:22:40 GMT -5
this is one my mom got at a buffet, lol Man: So you like the rice? Mom: Ummmm... yes Man: I like the rice to (winks) Mom: Ok..... Man: So can I join you and we can eat our rice together? Mom: No, I'm eating with my daughter Man: Ohhhh (After lunch, leaving parking lot) Man: (blocks our car with his car) can I get your number and we can set up a date, I like asian rice to Me: Get your F*cking car out of the way freak!!! Man : ( speeds off)
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Post by moralhazard on Aug 20, 2009 8:07:51 GMT -5
^ that's some persistent guy
"Do you know what the time is . . . . .it's BEDTIME!"
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Post by Groink on Aug 20, 2009 13:28:14 GMT -5
I guess persistence pays off sometimes....
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