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Post by milkman's baby on Aug 21, 2009 18:39:06 GMT -5
The best ones are the "Are you [insert ethnicity here]? Cuz I'd like to put some in you!" Usually when I hear it, it's Irish.
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Post by Ganbare! on Aug 22, 2009 13:03:59 GMT -5
Awesome and oh so clever pick up line the other day: "ni hao, are you Japanese? I like asian women" it got worse but I'll spare you ROFL, loved the effort to pull off a Chinese greeting then ask if you're Japanese. If it's as hilarious as that, please keep them coming ! I've seen a couple Asian women with really freaky white guys it thus mean it sometimes work :/
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Post by Roam'n on Aug 26, 2009 9:55:59 GMT -5
^ haha so that explains how I got a voicemail from some guy who called me "Christine" and talked about how much of a good time he had meeting me.
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Post by hypeforlife91 on Aug 26, 2009 21:21:34 GMT -5
^ haha so that explains how I got a voicemail from some guy who called me "Christine" and talked about how much of a good time he had meeting me. Hahaha~ My real name is Jen but I really think I told him my name was Christine lol. He told me his name too, but I totally forgot. That is what happens when I am not interested, I forget the person's name. I remember early on when I met a good friend of mine...he also asked me for my number. My parents hated calls from guys and would always listen on the other line D:. Therefore, I held back on giving guys my number. So I gave him my number, also minus one digit (it would be hilarious if it was the same digit as with the creep i mentioned above). But the next day at school, my friend confronted me and said wtf you gave me the number to a rapist??? Apparently the number belongs to a "ghetto-sounding black guy" (says my friend) and he sounds like those demented rapists you hear on crime tv. I totally didn't know lol. But I eventually gave him my real number and we became good friends. This is called persistence here, I wouldn't want THIS to happen, I would just give him my almost-real number! But MAD funny :
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Post by Uncle Hank on Aug 27, 2009 13:10:28 GMT -5
Your story reminds me of this one time at a club in D.C. and this guy was a little too interested in getting to know me. I don't know if he was just one of those people desperate for friends or was secretly batting for the other team, but it was weird. He asked for my number and I gave him the one digit wrong thing. He ends up verifying me right there on the spot by calling my mobile. Obviously it didn't ring and he looked confused. We go through my number again (correctly) and I end up giving it to him. I was able to shrug it off due to the loud music. At least I could screen his call if he ever did call, but I was already on my way to Hong Kong a few weeks after that so it was all good. ;D
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Post by hypeforlife91 on Aug 27, 2009 20:26:50 GMT -5
Your story reminds me of this one time at a club in D.C. and this guy was a little too interested in getting to know me. I don't know if he was just one of those people desperate for friends or was secretly batting for the other team, but it was weird. He asked for my number and I gave him the one digit wrong thing. He ends up verifying me right there on the spot by calling my mobile. Obviously it didn't ring and he looked confused. We go through my number again (correctly) and I end up giving it to him. I was able to shrug it off due to the loud music. At least I could screen his call if he ever did call, but I was already on my way to Hong Kong a few weeks after that so it was all good. ;D lol i would've been busted. guess i was lucky that time! I was also on the phone with my bf lol so that would be so rude for him to call me on the spot..even though the number isn't exactly real. xD
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Post by helles on Aug 27, 2009 21:39:29 GMT -5
I've noticed guys are becoming more smart with getting fake numbers, I used to do the wrong 1 digit too, but the last couple of times, the guys either called it (oops, blamed it on the alcohol/music for mis-hearing the number) or inputted their number into my phone and called themselves.
My worse line was a couple years back, the US navy were in town, and i lived right by a known prossie bar street, i was out in my joggers and looked like crap to get some take out for dinner, and this shameless navy guy looked me up/down and asked me how much i charged. gross.
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Post by hypeforlife91 on Aug 28, 2009 1:36:22 GMT -5
I've noticed guys are becoming more smart with getting fake numbers, I used to do the wrong 1 digit too, but the last couple of times, the guys either called it (oops, blamed it on the alcohol/music for mis-hearing the number) or inputted their number into my phone and called themselves. My worse line was a couple years back, the US navy were in town, and i lived right by a known prossie bar street, i was out in my joggers and looked like crap to get some take out for dinner, and this shameless navy guy looked me up/down and asked me how much i charged. gross. You would think that US navy guys were all classy and had the decency and respect. Guess that is not the case at all. ;3
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Post by helles on Aug 28, 2009 1:43:01 GMT -5
haha. no! the navy boys are notorious for being badly behaved and suffering from cabin fever when they get into HK. its messy and not a pretty sight, although it has gotten slightly better recently.
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Post by i move the stars for no one on Aug 29, 2009 3:16:31 GMT -5
The best ones are the "Are you [insert ethnicity here]? Cuz I'd like to put some in you!" Usually when I hear it, it's Irish. crazy white mother moment: i was telling her that i'd found out that i'm an eensy smidge Irish (on my dad's side.)she looks at my red-headed,green eyed boyfriend and goes,'what,by injection?'
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Post by thesa on Aug 29, 2009 4:26:45 GMT -5
^ haha, definitely not something you would like to hear from your mother!!
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Post by Subuatai on Aug 29, 2009 7:05:05 GMT -5
All those seamen trapped in a boat. What do you expect?
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Post by palaver on Aug 29, 2009 15:44:57 GMT -5
All those seamen trapped in a boat. What do you expect? You would expect that they should all turn gay. So much for my hypothesis.
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Post by Uncle Hank on Aug 30, 2009 11:19:17 GMT -5
6-10 month deployments with several port stops doesn't = an episode of Oz
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Post by Groink on Aug 31, 2009 12:21:14 GMT -5
6-10 month deployments with several port stops doesn't = an episode of Oz There's no stopping people from wishing, though. ;D
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