Amusing scenes you witnessed

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You're bound to see surrealist stuff if you pay a little attention around you, here's the latest.

Overheard while giving a tour of my urban campus in Montreal to a NY friend during the Winter Olympics:

Caucasian blonde guy: I'll make you discover the wonderrrs of RRRussia
Canadian Girl: Nope, sorry, not interested.
*left speechless* then continues
Dude: You, you must rrracist !!
*Girl laughs*
Her boyfriend witnessing the scene, is standing just behind the Russian dude, grabs the unknowing devil by the shoulders and screams: THIS IS CANADAAAAAAAAAA
*Russian dude jumps up in fright, squeaks he almost had a heart attack and proceeds to leave*
*storm of laughter ensues*

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Overheard at McGill, two students talking about a friend at the University cafeteria:

A: "His intimate life is like Operation Desert Storm"
B: "No, more like the Sahara you mean"
A: "lol!"

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Overheard in a bar last night.

Customer: A Manhattan, please.
Bartender: We're out of Maraschino cherries sir, I hope you don't mind!
Customer: Will Monopoly notes do?