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Post by yongfook on Jun 29, 2006 0:08:12 GMT -5
Actually.. Mew is the 151 pokemon, in pokemon red/blue/green/yellow for the orignal gameboy. He kinda looks like sperm, but he can be taught any TM or HM and he is a psychic pokemon too, which makes him one of the best. Sometimes I feel that God is just taking the piss when I think about how you are getting way more sex than me.
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Post by shugi on Jun 29, 2006 0:23:17 GMT -5
30 minutes of unconscious Madness, gets pretty messy after that hahaha
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Post by Pocky Monster on Jun 29, 2006 0:27:37 GMT -5
Why else would I have drawn this for a friend? He decided he wanted to show me something one day but was disappointed when I wasn't as excited as he was.
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Post by cheeseprata on Jun 29, 2006 5:21:26 GMT -5
You only need to touch me once. *ploink!*
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Post by Jimmy on Jun 29, 2006 5:52:42 GMT -5
I... think... about 30.... *groan* Crap, too late
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Post by jenbrook on Jun 29, 2006 6:04:10 GMT -5
You only need to touch me once. *ploink!* That was delightful! Except next time less thrust? Thanks
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Post by yongfook on Jun 29, 2006 8:44:53 GMT -5
how can you have sex for so long? think of all the great shows you'd be missing on tv. I guess you can have sex with the tv on, but then the sex becomes a distraction.
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Post by Jimmy on Jun 29, 2006 8:56:32 GMT -5
Well, I'm not gonna brag but it usually takes an hour for me because when I start I'm not very arouse. I can get my gf arouse very quickly by touching kissing etc.. I think we both need to be totally relax and the birth pill is the biggest factor for me. We try different positions and she tries to make me climax. I guess its a blessing in disguise that I don't get arouse very quickly or I would only last 10-15 min which I wouldn't mind either (hahaha) I need to be mentally arouse at all time and putting a condom is a mood killer you can also lose your erection and the condom might get loose or spill etc.. A birthpill gives you a peace of mind and it also takes away the fear of pregnancy. You also make sure that your significant other doesnt have any STD's, find out about their sexual history and even get tested. I know that we do things at the heat of the moment and we need to makes sure that we are protected. As for as woman orgasm it really depends I mean I made my gf orgasm in 5 min, 25 minutes and sometimes it takes a very long time an hour. Girls are just made differently and wired different in the brain. They orgasm while they are having sex but they don't reach the peak (which we consider orgasm). For guys it takes a build up, it happens and you need a while to recover. I mean I always make sure my gf climax first and if she doesnt thats normal. You can make her climax other ways the most important thing is that you are able to communicate things to her and that she is happy.. Sex is love when the container is full :-P When you filled the love container then it spills to sex.. haha nvm. Its nice to take advice from people who actually have sex. haha jk! Hehehe, i couldnt help myself from having a giggle
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Post by shugi on Jun 29, 2006 9:02:06 GMT -5
Lol i remember a biology teacher quote. "When in Doubt Pull out" in relation to orgasims & unprotected sex
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Post by Jimmy on Jun 29, 2006 9:03:28 GMT -5
Yongfook, this thread is too damn funny Smurf, have you mastered the multiple orgasm yet?
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Post by jonjon on Jun 29, 2006 16:39:42 GMT -5
Under normal circumstances (interpret that as freely as you like), how long does it take you to orgasm? For me, it depends how fresh the corpse is.
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Post by xandra on Jun 29, 2006 17:25:05 GMT -5
Well, I'm not gonna brag but it usually takes an hour for me because when I start I'm not very arouse. I can get my gf arouse very quickly by touching kissing etc.. I think we both need to be totally relax and the birth pill is the biggest factor for me. We try different positions and she tries to make me climax. I guess its a blessing in disguise that I don't get arouse very quickly or I would only last 10-15 min which I wouldn't mind either (hahaha) I need to be mentally arouse at all time and putting a condom is a mood killer you can also lose your erection and the condom might get loose or spill etc.. A birthpill gives you a peace of mind and it also takes away the fear of pregnancy. You also make sure that your significant other doesnt have any STD's, find out about their sexual history and even get tested. I know that we do things at the heat of the moment and we need to makes sure that we are protected. As for as woman orgasm it really depends I mean I made my gf orgasm in 5 min, 25 minutes and sometimes it takes a very long time an hour. Girls are just made differently and wired different in the brain. They orgasm while they are having sex but they don't reach the peak (which we consider orgasm). For guys it takes a build up, it happens and you need a while to recover. I mean I always make sure my gf climax first and if she doesnt thats normal. You can make her climax other ways the most important thing is that you are able to communicate things to her and that she is happy.. Sex is love when the container is full :-P When you filled the love container then it spills to sex.. haha nvm. Its nice to take advice from people who actually have sex. haha jk! Sometimes I feel that God is just taking the piss when I think about how you are getting way more sex than me. fixed!
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Post by jericho on Jul 1, 2006 9:43:00 GMT -5
Well, I'm not gonna brag but it usually takes an hour for me because when I start I'm not very arouse. I can get my gf arouse very quickly by touching kissing etc.. I think we both need to be totally relax and the birth pill is the biggest factor for me. We try different positions and she tries to make me climax. I guess its a blessing in disguise that I don't get arouse very quickly or I would only last 10-15 min which I wouldn't mind either (hahaha) I need to be mentally arouse at all time and putting a condom is a mood killer you can also lose your erection and the condom might get loose or spill etc.. A birthpill gives you a peace of mind and it also takes away the fear of pregnancy. You also make sure that your significant other doesnt have any STD's, find out about their sexual history and even get tested. I know that we do things at the heat of the moment and we need to makes sure that we are protected. As for as woman orgasm it really depends I mean I made my gf orgasm in 5 min, 25 minutes and sometimes it takes a very long time an hour. Girls are just made differently and wired different in the brain. They orgasm while they are having sex but they don't reach the peak (which we consider orgasm). For guys it takes a build up, it happens and you need a while to recover. I mean I always make sure my gf climax first and if she doesnt thats normal. You can make her climax other ways the most important thing is that you are able to communicate things to her and that she is happy.. Sex is love when the container is full :-P When you filled the love container then it spills to sex.. haha nvm. Its nice to take advice from people who actually have sex. haha jk! ACHOOO! Oh, God, sorry guys... I think I'm allergic to bulls***.
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Post by shugi on Jul 1, 2006 9:59:20 GMT -5
My body is a organic machine complete with little men who shout orders up and down between the command centre and nervous node system or "outposts".
- "Sir we are running at 80% efficiency" + "Inject the remainder of the hormones give me ramming speed" - "Yes sir"
*10 minutes*
- "Doing well sir i've sent a boarding party to prepare for a assault" + "Good work, let the enemy taste our wrath" - "I thought we were going to dock at the lower quadrant sir?" + Oh right... yeah this time we are going to siege the egg directly.. going in via the oratory system didnt really work last time"
*20 minutes*
+ "All seamen prepare for breach" - "Greenlight.. GO GO GO!!!"
Collective Seamen - Charge!!!!!
+ "Captain how are your men" - "Not so good sir, we've lost 600,000 good sperm died at the breach, there seems to be some sought of... acidic field protecting it" + "anything else?" - "Yes it seems that another 300,000 went up the wrong tube, and 60,000 are loses out of fatigue" which only give me 40,000 good sperm left to assault the egg.... WE Need More Sperm ///// Radio cuts out!!"
*back at the bridge*
- "Sir we are using too much fuel, we cant keep going" - "At this rate we'll have no more power to keep pounding away" + "We have to keep sperm cuming in, we cant pull out now..." + "Hmmmm.. turn on the emergency thrusters"
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Post by cruelangel on Jul 1, 2006 10:19:40 GMT -5
^
acidic field protecting it?? just say tissue paper
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