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Post by orangecounty on Oct 9, 2004 6:11:04 GMT -5
oh man that is just horrible
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Post by pluginbaby on Oct 11, 2004 15:25:12 GMT -5
The european side of my family is pretty tame, but the asian side is another story..
My mum likes to hold my hand and call me pet names (Samalama, Sami) in public. The hand holding is so awful...
But my grandma.. My grandma farts in public. Like long, loud wet farts. Its so gross and so embarassing. We'll be walking through a mall and she'll let one rip. The worst is, sometimes she limps so it will come out a bit at a time. step *fart* step *fart* step *fart* until it dies out..
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Post by merry on Oct 11, 2004 15:40:11 GMT -5
My grandma farts in public. Like long, loud wet farts. Its so gross and so embarassing. We'll be walking through a mall and she'll let one rip. The worst is, sometimes she limps so it will come out a bit at a time. step *fart* step *fart* step *fart* until it dies out.. geezus!!! hehehehee ;D
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Post by Flanders on Oct 11, 2004 18:46:37 GMT -5
geezus!!! hehehehee ;D ROFL! -falls over backwards with musclespasms- ;D step fart step fart...that's priceless!
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Post by Flanders on Oct 11, 2004 18:47:46 GMT -5
Aren't parents in general embaressing? I mean who hasn't had their parents drop them off down the street from a party..not to be seen with their parents....
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Post by mwtbdltr on Oct 11, 2004 21:58:08 GMT -5
yeah i used to get my dad to drop me off a little bit away from school when he drove me to school, which was about two times a year. i was embarassed about the van like it was noisy and ugly and when i closed the door i had to slam it really hard.
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Post by jenming on Oct 11, 2004 22:18:29 GMT -5
But my grandma.. My grandma farts in public. Like long, loud wet farts. Its so gross and so embarassing. We'll be walking through a mall and she'll let one rip. The worst is, sometimes she limps so it will come out a bit at a time. step *fart* step *fart* step *fart* until it dies out.. whoa! I thought I was alone!!! I was in an elevator with my grandmother and some strangers, and my grandma lets one go. But then... she wasn't done. it took about 30-40 seconds for the whole process to finish. All I could do was avoid the stares of the other people in the elevator, who were looking around like, "is this really happening??". oh man.
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BeTheReds
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Post by BeTheReds on Nov 15, 2004 19:37:55 GMT -5
My dad is Asian. Thanks for alinating me again asswipes!
(J/K)
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Post by cel2 on Nov 15, 2004 20:22:27 GMT -5
My dad is Asian. Thanks for alinating me again asswipes! (J/K) Bah, mine is Asian also. Is that all you can come up with? Asswipes?
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Post by xriz on Nov 15, 2004 21:27:35 GMT -5
mine too, only he sounds alot like mwtbdltr's dad, lol, I think that is all dads.
and kleindeutchland1 is right he did mellow out but still dresses funny, lol
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Post by CD1987 on Nov 15, 2004 21:43:15 GMT -5
Ok, my asian mom is very protective. So protective... sooooo... protective . but other than that shes cool. We kinda get along like brother and sister except for the fact that shes overprotective. My German dads a lot of fun. He's the main reason I'm aloud to go out and do stuff with my friends. Without him it'd just be my mom makin descisions about what I do... He's like a friend. He is a little wierd though. He dresses really weird and doesnt care how weird he looks... and im tellin you... he looks really weird sometimes. He gives me all these nicknames too. i dunno. He also forgets a lot. If he owes me money he forgets all the time or says he paid me already. Geeeez.... and he watches the news a lot. mhmmm... oh right... and he swears a lot too...
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Post by Tricky on Nov 15, 2004 22:03:59 GMT -5
My German dads a lot of fun. He's the main reason I'm aloud to go out and do stuff with my friends. Without him it'd just be my mom makin descisions about what I do... He's like a friend. He is a little wierd though. He dresses really weird and doesnt care how weird he looks... and im tellin you... he looks really weird sometimes. He gives me all these nicknames too. i dunno. He also forgets a lot. If he owes me money he forgets all the time or says he paid me already. Geeeez.... and he watches the news a lot. mhmmm... oh right... and he swears a lot too... My dad's alrite. Nothing is too contoversial to talk about. At least he dresses decent. Hes just too open about things that it makes me cringe. I dont exactly want to discuss my relationships with him, and he likes details, not in that way. Swearing, cussing, he does all that. Are all Dad's like this.
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Post by CD1987 on Nov 15, 2004 22:14:59 GMT -5
Oh right. I forgot to say that he says what is on his mind all the time. It can be funny sometimes though . He once was talking about how firefighters just sit on their a$$ all day and make too much money. I should mention that he was with a bunch of firemen when he said that. He also talks about people that walk by on the street and he doesn't wait till theyre out of earshot. "Haha look how this guy dresses... Hey Chris, look at that guy... look... can you believe what he's wearing?!" "Oop, looks like she just got dumped..."
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BeTheReds
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Post by BeTheReds on Nov 17, 2004 19:14:35 GMT -5
Bah, mine is Asian also. Is that all you can come up with? Asswipes? That being said, don't you think this thread rather assumes that we all have Asian moms?
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Post by cel2 on Nov 17, 2004 21:16:39 GMT -5
That being said, don't you think this thread rather assumes that we all have Asian moms? Yes and no. The thread IS about Asian moms. It is not concerned with Asian dads. To jump to the conclusion that the thread starter is not aware of there being Asian dads (to mixed people), is not accurate. Though I can understand where you're coming from: it perpetuates the stereotype that all eurasians are the product of war brides.etc. False stereotype. There have been two identical polls set up on EAN about the ethnicities of the members' parents. It was roughly 50/50 for Asian dad or mom. Also, if you refer to the very first post, the thread starter acknowledges that she doesn't mean to leave those with Asian fathers out. This thread simply is NOT about Asian dads, though people are welcome to share, from what I see.
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