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Post by pandaroo on Aug 6, 2007 4:49:43 GMT -5
Hi, I wanted to start a thread about the typical quirks that make the EA experience so unique. I'm sure many of you have read "You know you're Chinese if... you know you're Italian if..." etc. Here goes, I'll start by adding some of mine: You know you're Eurasian if.... .....your familiy portrait looks like a United Nations meeting. ....when you get stared at when you are walking with your parents in a mall. ....when you look at baby pics and think..wow..what a metamorphasis!
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Post by halfbreed on Aug 6, 2007 6:55:59 GMT -5
You know you're Eurasian if you can't go near a smoke alarm without setting it off.
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Post by EA Observer on Aug 6, 2007 16:10:10 GMT -5
... if you first cut your sirloin steak into small bits of pieces..., THEN proceed to pick them up with chopsticks (or, is that only if you're a fob? ). ... try to eat tofu with knife and fork (or, is that only if you're a redneck? ) ... if you have natural double eyelids, thinner nose, or lighter hair but still look more Asian than European.
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Post by catgirl on Aug 6, 2007 16:27:48 GMT -5
When everyone assumes your latino/latina/spanish and your not....
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Post by pandaroo on Aug 8, 2007 4:58:47 GMT -5
That happens to me to.
You know you're Eurasian when you have been mistaken for more ethnicities than you can remember.
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Post by cjsdad on Aug 8, 2007 8:15:50 GMT -5
I like you Zoff. Therefore your statement is false, as I am part of the world. Now to the question at hand...... You know you are Eurasian if.....you are the cutest kid at the birthday party
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Post by Joi on Aug 8, 2007 8:21:01 GMT -5
...you are going through an identity crisis or experienced it in your life and ...you get annoyed and frustrated when people ask you where are you from or what are you? ...you don't bother to explain your ethnicity properly because of all the questions it causes
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Post by 0 on Aug 8, 2007 21:27:20 GMT -5
Them cheeks need a squeezin'
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Post by halfbreed on Aug 9, 2007 0:44:51 GMT -5
^ Yes! All the 'where are you from' things are so true!!!! >.< But I don't get the Nashville one.
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Post by halfbreed on Aug 9, 2007 0:45:57 GMT -5
Omg, I just realised.. Hot Chocolate's 'You Sexy Thing' is, like, the ULTIMATE Eurasian theme song!
Where you from You sexy thing
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Post by 2bob on Aug 9, 2007 3:41:46 GMT -5
you know your eurasian when you think while reading this post "wtf?"
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Post by rob on Aug 9, 2007 16:51:20 GMT -5
You know you're Eurasian if....... one of your parents is Asian and the other is European. (sorry, it had to be said) ok, let me try again, you know you're eurasian when...... 1. .... you walk into a car dealership/property exhibition with your parents and the salespeople argue over which agent should be assigned to you to push the sale. 2. ... you get impatient with friends who are picky eaters 3. .... you roll your eyes when one of your redneck relatives starts blasting the government and immigration policies the minute a minority is convicted of a crime 4. ... asian girls/guys whom you have absolutely nothing in common with like you simply because of your race (esp if you can speak in your asian language) 5. .... you're torn between getting a new pick-up or a fast sports car. 6. .... you like both techno/electronica *and* hip-hop/R&B..... that and can dance better than all your white friends that's it for now
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Post by daisypukes on Aug 10, 2007 2:00:32 GMT -5
... if you have natural double eyelids Plenty of full Asians have natural double lids.
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Post by Altan on Aug 10, 2007 4:15:18 GMT -5
If you gravitate toward Russia and Turkestan as EA homelands.
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Post by LaFace on Aug 10, 2007 7:57:20 GMT -5
You know you're Eurasian if....... one of your parents is Asian and the other is European. (sorry, it had to be said) ok, let me try again, you know you're eurasian when...... 1. .... you walk into a car dealership/property exhibition with your parents and the salespeople argue over which agent should be assigned to you to push the sale. 2. ... you get impatient with friends who are picky eaters 3. .... you roll your eyes when one of your redneck relatives starts blasting the government and immigration policies the minute a minority is convicted of a crime 4. ... asian girls/guys whom you have absolutely nothing in common with like you simply because of your race (esp if you can speak in your asian language) 5. .... you're torn between getting a new pick-up or a fast sports car. 6. .... you like both techno/electronica *and* hip-hop/R&B..... that and can dance better than all your white friends that's it for now haha a few nice ones there in that post rob
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