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Post by Pocky Monster on Jun 17, 2008 12:24:58 GMT -5
Gaston: LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking. LeFou: A dangerous pasttime... Gaston: I know.
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Post by spiritsurge on Jun 17, 2008 17:31:43 GMT -5
"You must strive. Don't be idle." - Gautama Buddha
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Post by penguinopolipitese on Jun 17, 2008 18:35:45 GMT -5
"You must strive. Don't be idle." - Gautama Buddha in other words just f***ing give 'er
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Post by spiritsurge on Jun 19, 2008 0:07:03 GMT -5
"Has an airbag saved my life? Nah...but I tell you something, every time you have a near accident, instead of just sighing and carrying on, you should pull over, get out of the car and run down the street screaming, 'I'm BACK! I'm ALIVE! My life has started again today!'. In fact, you should do that every time you get out of a car." - Thom Yorke
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Post by mischling on Jun 19, 2008 0:18:01 GMT -5
Suppose we've chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we're just making him madder and madder.
homer simpson
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Post by juancarlos on Jun 19, 2008 3:56:17 GMT -5
"Has an airbag saved my life? Nah...but I tell you something, every time you have a near accident, instead of just sighing and carrying on, you should pull over, get out of the car and run down the street screaming, 'I'm BACK! I'm ALIVE! My life has started again today!'. In fact, you should do that every time you get out of a car." - Thom Yorke Merci bien for this reminder!!!
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Post by penguinopolipitese on Jun 23, 2008 15:43:36 GMT -5
Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
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Post by Pocky Monster on Jul 7, 2008 15:38:29 GMT -5
Two Wolves One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside all people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all.
One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."
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Post by joannenicole on Jul 8, 2008 4:43:09 GMT -5
“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” ~Dr. Seuss.
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Post by joannenicole on Jul 8, 2008 4:43:48 GMT -5
Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie. Ew. That is a lame quote.
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Post by Pocky Monster on Jul 9, 2008 15:30:53 GMT -5
Meh. Can't be bothered to find the joke thread. Buuut.. I'll take the last line as my quote for the day.
The Ugly Frog
An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in he winked at her and whispered, "I'm so lonely too.. Buy me and take me home. You won't ever be sorry." The old lady figured what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. As she was slowly driving down the road the frog whispered to her "Kiss me you and won't be sorry." So! The old lady figured WHAT THE HECK and kissed the frog. IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince. The prince then returned the old lady's kiss.
Suddenly the old lady felt herself transforming from his kiss.
Can you guess what the old lady turned into?
Come on guess
OOOOOOOHHHHHHH?
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She turned into the first HOLIDAY INN she could find!!
She's old, NOT DEAD!
OLD LADIES ROCK
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Post by rob on Jul 19, 2008 10:59:04 GMT -5
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Post by Phil on Jul 19, 2008 16:46:14 GMT -5
SiamIam I like your little stories, you got anymore?
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Post by attilathehun513 on Jul 28, 2008 19:19:05 GMT -5
" call me asshole one more time" JOHN HANCOCK FROM HANCOCK
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Ikuzo
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Post by Ikuzo on Jul 29, 2008 9:22:01 GMT -5
To be upset over what we don't have....
is to waste what we do have.
Ken Keyers Jr
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