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Post by rob on Jul 6, 2006 21:06:59 GMT -5
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ;D You should hear the orange one!! As in "Orange you great for drinking orange juice?" ,.... yeah, that always gets the crowd rolling on the floor. Here's another one I use in my routine What's green and flies? ? ? ? ? Superpickle
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Post by countingcrows247 on Jul 6, 2006 22:13:26 GMT -5
"Shoot first, Ask later"
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Post by thezealouscookie on Jul 7, 2006 0:02:37 GMT -5
"f*** this, Caroline! f*** your whispering! I'm going to f***ing go trim that f***ing hedge!"
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Post by supersonic74 on Jul 7, 2006 5:14:21 GMT -5
"the more the soul knows, the more she loves, and loving much, she tastes much." W.H. Murray
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Post by JohnnyUtah on Jul 9, 2006 17:56:08 GMT -5
"There's a time to think and a time to think and now is not time to think!!!"
H. Simpson
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Post by Aznlatina on Jul 10, 2006 21:33:18 GMT -5
"Cute as a button" -Coworker
I thought this was the cutest thing a coworker said about the "Hello Kitty" jelly-thing covered in chocolate that I ate - and this came from a guy.
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Post by halfbreed on Jul 18, 2006 8:33:39 GMT -5
"Standards are fine as long as they are not imposed on others." - Actor in 'Bride & Predjudice'
"Never expect. Only hope." - Actor in 'Joy Luck Club'
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Post by supersonic74 on Jul 19, 2006 4:06:17 GMT -5
"a little learning is a dangerous thing" Alexander Pope
"I found more Joy in sorrow then you could find in joy" Sara Teed Lonsdale
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Post by pam89 on Jul 21, 2006 5:51:04 GMT -5
Make that "quotes" for the day: The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be.- Marcel Pagnol ' When a deep injury is done to us, we never recover until we forgive' - Alan Paton 'Honour is like a match, you can only use it once' - Marcel Pagnol ... .. . 'Love? Above all things I believe in love. Love is like oxygen. Love is a many-splendored thing, love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love'- Moulin Rouge ... all you need is love.. .. great...now i've got that song stuck in my head!
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Post by p****cat~ on Jul 21, 2006 8:34:11 GMT -5
"Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends." ... Richard Bach ^ I like this one! True friends are fewer and far between, though. The ones that are friends are meant to be cherished. I gave loot bags at my birthday party (no we're not like, 10 yrs old ) and I made banner tags attached to them that said, "Friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life - Thomas Jefferson" I'll add another cheesy quote: “Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.”- W. Clement Stone I know it's cheesy. I think of it because it keeps me positive in trying to better myself always. If I don't reach my ideal goal, I've tried and might get somewhere better! And it reminds the perfectionist in me not to feel bad for not achieving the ultimate high standard I probably had for myself.
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Post by oxstarxo on Jul 21, 2006 9:13:43 GMT -5
"I found more Joy in sorrow then you could find in joy" Sara Teed Lonsdale oh no, i hope that one's not true
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Post by david on Jul 21, 2006 11:08:26 GMT -5
I'll add another cheesy quote: “Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.”- W. Clement Stone Or hit a black hole – DaViD
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Post by halfbreed on Jul 22, 2006 11:39:11 GMT -5
Did you know that earth is going to be sucked into a 'supermassive' (yep, it's a real word) black hole? We watched a science video on it last year.
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Post by Jabberwocky on Jul 22, 2006 16:09:08 GMT -5
"Watching TV is like taking black paint to your third eye." -Bill Hicks
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Post by rudiger on Jul 24, 2006 2:58:35 GMT -5
"This is no time to make new enemies." - Voltaire, when asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan
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