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Post by eimak on Apr 7, 2008 18:25:23 GMT -5
hmm.. prolly one a day or every other day  but when i stay at my grand parents or at a friends house for a week, for some strange reason my poop get "shy".. i can't poop when i'm visiting family or friends.. i just can't. |
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Post by jendaser on Apr 10, 2008 2:37:14 GMT -5
Rather proudly, i can do a #2 once, somtimes twice a day.. I used to have some serial constipation thanks to my fathers genes.. But now that i'm a vegetarian and eat heaps of fibre, its all smooth flowing for me  . Makes you feel lighter and waayy more healthy. eimak - i used to have the same problem with sleepovers, vacations and school holidays! |
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Post by saeka on Apr 11, 2008 7:54:40 GMT -5
It took me a while to figure out this question 0.o why do you call human waste `logs` ?
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Post by JohnnyUtah on Apr 14, 2008 22:35:17 GMT -5
hmm.. prolly one a day or every other day but when i stay at my grand parents or at a friends house for a week, for some strange reason my poop get "shy".. i can't poop when i'm visiting family or friends.. i just can't. I'm going to write a song called "my poop get shy" *no offense intended* |
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Post by milkman's baby on Jul 10, 2009 1:00:38 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by furbob on Jul 10, 2009 4:42:24 GMT -5
I find that getting off a long plane trip ruins your digestive system :S
was even worst since I had to stay at a host family in Japan and I didnt want to spend too long in the toilet so just went to "release the initial load" and wait next day until I was alright
staying too long in toilet = makes me panic about if the family was thinking I had the runs or something ;(
anyway, TMI TMI~
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Post by Paddy on Jul 11, 2009 17:50:02 GMT -5
My guts work like clockwork so I always make sure I have done a proper recce of where I will be around 11am every day. You always need to know where the nearest bog is. I'm like a baby - if I need to go, I need to go.
I shat my pants a couple of years ago (at the age of 29). I tell everyone the story. Well...not quite everyone. I was walking home one evening. Was feeling fine. Had just another 5 mins to go when the urge struck. It was unbearable. I picked up the pace a little and tried to think happy thoughts. But to no avail - as I approached my flat, with relief just a lift ride and a turn of the key away, I succumbed.
Standing up right by a bush, I let go. My shorts filled with the texture of warm squished banana. Bliss. I received a number of funny looks for passers by who wondered why I was stood by this bush with a Mona Lisa-esque smile on my face.
But I didn't care.
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Post by LaFace on Jul 13, 2009 5:09:10 GMT -5
I was walking home one evening. Was feeling fine. Had just another 5 mins to go when the urge struck. It was unbearable. I picked up the pace a little and tried to think happy thoughts. But to no avail - as I approached my flat, with relief just a lift ride and a turn of the key away, I succumbed. Standing up right by a bush, I let go. My shorts filled with the texture of warm squished banana. Bliss. I received a number of funny looks for passers by who wondered why I was stood by this bush with a Mona Lisa-esque smile on my face. But I didn't care. This post is of such fine quality that I had to post it again. |
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Post by Paddy on Jul 13, 2009 18:08:37 GMT -5
A great prank to play on the defenseless (ie. drunken acquaintances):
While they sleep, insert a peeled banana down the back of their pants (or whatever they wear to sleep). In the morning, the banana should have assumed a texture akin to that which filled my shorts just a few years ago.
Hilarious.
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Post by LaFace on Jul 14, 2009 4:11:29 GMT -5
^The only way you could know about the banana texture becoming similar to that of the doo doo texture would be if you've experienced it yourself as well.
Padzy, care to share?
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Post by celltocell on Jul 14, 2009 13:37:25 GMT -5
phil, ROFL @ the topic. secondly, i don't think many people go #2 and keep track of all their droppings...
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Post by milkman's baby on Jul 14, 2009 18:56:35 GMT -5
Well, if you don't poop at least once every two days, something is wrong with you. Also, Dr. Oz said the logs should come out in an S shape. Healthiest colors are of course brown, and sometimes green is okay (but often not).
The two scariest craps I ever had were when my poop came out BLUE and when I found corn. I found out the corn was perfectly normal - has to do with the way our stomach digests the food and human evolution of the teeth. The blue stool is still a mystery to me.
Also, can someone confirm the gum myth for me? Really, how long does it take to digest gum? I swallow all my chewing gum and sometimes I think I see it in the toilet.
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Post by admin on Jul 14, 2009 20:19:34 GMT -5
The blue stool is still a mystery to me. The truth can be scary  A lot of this...  ...and then one of these comes along  ..and..well...  |
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Post by buffyuna on Jul 14, 2009 21:06:08 GMT -5
once a day, but my brother is a freak. He goes weeks without doing the deed. He's still really skinny tho so I dont know whats going on with his metabolism.
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Post by milkman's baby on Jul 14, 2009 23:21:25 GMT -5
Putts! I didn't know your mother had red hair.
Buffy, your brother might have a tapeworm. If he ever passes it, save it for a science experiment.
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but when i stay at my grand parents or at a friends house for a week, for some strange reason my poop get "shy".. i can't poop when i'm visiting family or friends.. i just can't.
. Makes you feel lighter and waayy more healthy.
