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Post by straylight on Nov 4, 2008 15:56:59 GMT -5
Dude, I would kiss the feet of anyone who could do that.  |
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Post by swinger on Nov 4, 2008 16:45:16 GMT -5
^ Isn't there already a fetish thread somewhere??
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Post by bluegum on Nov 6, 2008 21:42:31 GMT -5
I had a hamster once and I would purposely let him starve a day or two until my mother fed him. I hardly fed him... because he kind of creeped me out.
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Dirt
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Post by Dirt on Nov 9, 2008 2:10:39 GMT -5
there are annoying lizards in my room they always crap all the time and i have to clean it up, i hated those lizards so much!!! So one i decided to catch all of them by using a knife the 1st one i caught i broke all his legs so he could not run and escape the other one was hard to catch so i swinged the knife to him and cut off one of his legs then i got em easy then the other one got killed because when i swong the knife i accidentaly cut off his head and the 2 others escaped through the window and never returned. lol Then the survivors were thrown into the aquarium where my hungry red pacu pet ate them one was ripped in pieces but still alive with only his head remaining he moved his mouth for a few minutes then the other pacu saw him and ate him. xD Vicious and brutal isn't?  |
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Post by straylight on Nov 9, 2008 2:36:13 GMT -5
are you serious?! you win the thread ;D  |
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furbob
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Post by furbob on Nov 9, 2008 2:56:21 GMT -5
^ my thread, I decide the winnah bwahahah
I lolled at the knife throwing :\
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Post by syn on Nov 9, 2008 5:20:05 GMT -5
howl at the moon and dry-hump my friends... (Not particularly in a sexual way, just more of a dominance, entertained by the easily embarassed, whoa somebody slipped the reserved guy a micky and it backfired!)
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Jimmy
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Post by Jimmy on Nov 9, 2008 6:46:25 GMT -5
You were winning until this... Not particularly in a sexual way |
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furbob
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Post by furbob on Nov 11, 2008 5:09:06 GMT -5
^ I'd let you win if you offered a dying beached whale a chup  |
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Post by viruslabrat on Nov 11, 2008 10:11:39 GMT -5
Um, I poked a dead sparrow chick with a stick once.
True story.
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Post by black mamba on Nov 11, 2008 10:53:45 GMT -5
I used to eat bowls of shredded cheese while playing Runescape. Ask ChickenSoda.
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Post by ChickenSoda on Nov 11, 2008 14:38:04 GMT -5
It's true.
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furbob
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Post by furbob on Nov 28, 2008 18:49:46 GMT -5
Today I accidentally whacked my hand against the toilet roll holder and the whole thing snapped off I BROKE EET  |
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Yoomy
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Post by Yoomy on Nov 29, 2008 5:39:11 GMT -5
erm..can't think of anything right now..
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Post by Paddy on Dec 1, 2008 13:57:18 GMT -5
One evening a few years ago in China, I put my dog in my backpack and cycled off towards the park. I was going fast down this hill, when a taxi cut me up, coming to a sudden stop in front of me. I hit the back at speed, flew over the car and landed (alive and in one piece) by the front wheel. I then went berserk. I kicked the door of the taxi in when the driver attacked me with a steering wheel lock, I put him down.
The cops came along, and expecting to be arrested, they instead told me to give the guy about $20 damages.
Oh and the dog. He was confused as usual, but happy enough. Girlfriend took him for a wander around in the hospital while I attended to my cuts and bruises.
After biology class, we used to put sheeps' eyes in the girls' school bags.
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