there are annoying lizards in my room they always crap all the time and i have to clean it up, i hated those lizards so much!!! So one i decided to catch all of them by using a knife the 1st one i caught i broke all his legs so he could not run and escape the other one was hard to catch so i swinged the knife to him and cut off one of his legs then i got em easy then the other one got killed because when i swong the knife i accidentaly cut off his head and the 2 others escaped through the window and never returned. lol
Then the survivors were thrown into the aquarium where my hungry red pacu pet ate them one was ripped in pieces but still alive with only his head remaining he moved his mouth for a few minutes then the other pacu saw him and ate him. xD
howl at the moon and dry-hump my friends... (Not particularly in a sexual way, just more of a dominance, entertained by the easily embarassed, whoa somebody slipped the reserved guy a micky and it backfired!)
One evening a few years ago in China, I put my dog in my backpack and cycled off towards the park. I was going fast down this hill, when a taxi cut me up, coming to a sudden stop in front of me. I hit the back at speed, flew over the car and landed (alive and in one piece) by the front wheel. I then went berserk. I kicked the door of the taxi in when the driver attacked me with a steering wheel lock, I put him down.
The cops came along, and expecting to be arrested, they instead told me to give the guy about $20 damages.
Oh and the dog. He was confused as usual, but happy enough. Girlfriend took him for a wander around in the hospital while I attended to my cuts and bruises.
After biology class, we used to put sheeps' eyes in the girls' school bags.