Bauer
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Post by Bauer on Dec 4, 2008 1:59:08 GMT -5
I run every other day all around my neighborhood, and by doing so for a few years, I've had more than a few encounters with dogs. Just this last summer, it was around 6am, I was running up the street and right over the horizon I see a dog, just standing there, looking the other way. I stopped, turned the Ipod volume all the way down and turned around like I always do and just jog back the other way, thinking it didn't see me.
Few seconds later the dog crashes into my legs running at full speed, knocking me down off the sidewalk. It jumped on me, it didn't really chomp on me, more like scratching me with it's teeth with these quick head jerks. I don't know how to explain it, but I started to actually see red, heart racing, and rather than try to stop it from biting me, I put my arm close to its mouth so it would bite onto my arm and when it did I bit back. I have some pretty sharp teeth, thought I did some damage on the first bite but it didn't phase the dog, so I bite again and again, harder every time until it finally cried out and backed away a few feet. Jumped in the back of a nearby truck and laid down for a few minutes before walking back home.
Ever since that particular dog encounter when I brush up against a bush jogging or kick up a pebble that hits my leg, I freak out a little. Sometimes I yell out, "SHOW YOURSELF BEAST!!!!" only to be met with silence. Okay, I don't do that, but it would be funny.
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Post by penguinopolipitese on Dec 6, 2008 1:11:35 GMT -5
killed a guy with a trident
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Post by straylight on Dec 6, 2008 2:24:40 GMT -5
yeah, i saw that you better lay low for awhile
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Post by Subuatai on Dec 6, 2008 2:52:36 GMT -5
No idea, too many to count. You can probably guess a few things and I've probably done it Barbarian and proud! Heh, I can even say I'm the pagan anti-christ, cause I got the mark of the beast! That blue spot on my ass when I was a kid (Mongol blue spot) lol ;D
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Post by straylight on Dec 6, 2008 2:55:55 GMT -5
hey, i had a blue birthmark on my ass too. weird.. it's a mongol thing. hmm.
it disappeared though. well, last i checked.
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Post by Subuatai on Dec 6, 2008 3:02:34 GMT -5
No way!!! O.o
What's your ancestry?
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Post by straylight on Dec 6, 2008 3:43:43 GMT -5
mostly thai and danish
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Post by avax on Dec 6, 2008 3:58:49 GMT -5
That's just from you two being bad kiddos and the spank mark!
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Post by Paddy on Dec 6, 2008 4:48:16 GMT -5
hey, i had a blue birthmark on my ass too. weird.. it's a mongol thing. hmm. it disappeared though. well, last i checked. The mongoloid spot - I started a thread about this about 5 years ago! I had one too - was a bit of a celebrity in the hospital when I was born (in Scotland). It's common amongst Asians, and even Africans. White kids miss out.
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Post by Altan on Dec 6, 2008 5:03:47 GMT -5
Blades sharpened ...I must say killing a Bull in it's prime with horns and hard hooves....as a young Stud is my Barbarian Pride and living a Galata Sarai and Fenner Bahce match is another....IMAGINE...manyak!
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Post by straylight on Dec 6, 2008 5:27:36 GMT -5
That's just from you two being bad kiddos and the spank mark! "Been Caught Stealing" was my childhood theme song. But for a blue spot, my momma would have to punch me in the ass. Yet, she was quite a big fan of belts and sticks.
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Post by nemesisgalofdoom on Feb 19, 2009 13:46:05 GMT -5
I ate dog food (today, at work) It wasn't that bad ... ;D
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Post by nemesisgalofdoom on Feb 22, 2009 10:23:01 GMT -5
most un-barbaric dog treats What a word ... ;D
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Post by jeromeneatly on Jul 18, 2010 21:00:10 GMT -5
i broke someone's ankle grappling the guy. wish i hadn't started grappling with him. his ankle swelled to the size of a grapefruit in like 5 seconds. whoa!
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Post by milkman's baby on Aug 5, 2010 19:16:41 GMT -5
I wiped my booger on the flower vase while I was in the waiting room at the doctor's office. But other than that, I don't really find myself many occasions where I CAN be barbaric.
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