Post by haplotype on Jun 29, 2010 17:53:06 GMT -5
Have you ever:
- tasted more than one sausage at the sample counter, but didn't buy any?
- sampled a grape at the supermarket?
- picked up a penny at the fountain?
- walked out of a coffee shop with a newspaper that you weren't sure was free?
- accidentally kept something in your shopping cart, but didn't bother to return it?
- borrowed the fire ax from downtown to chop down a tree in your yard?
- kept shopping carts in your garage?
- got a refund for your doctor's co-pay via medical supplies?
- wrote a check to the church for $10, and helped yourself to $9 in change from the collection plate?
- leafed through someone else's medical records at the hospital?
- decorated your college dorm room with a traffic sign?
- stowed extra rolls of toilet paper into your backpack?
- palmed the salt & pepper shakers at the restaurant?
- re-purposed the movie theater exit sign into a night light for your room?
- made off with the weights from the gym?
- packed the hotel towels?
- reached down for a box of candy, out of sight from the cashier?
- lifted a jacket off of a sleeping person in the library, because it looked so heavy on their back?
- rummaged through a stranger's purse?
- helped yourself to the donation can for cancer kids, so you can buy some nyquil?
- sampled girl scout cookies, while pocketing the money can?
- liberated a bird from the pet shop?
- packed a stranger's puppy into your gym bag?
- decided your in-law's jewelry looks better on your fingers?
- filled your tank with somebody else's credit card, while they went inside?
- scolded a kid at the park that they shouldn't own a cell phone, so you taught them a lesson?
- told a skateboarder you'll show them a really cool trick, and rode away?
- decided to help the local construction site by steering their crane on sunday?
- helped the local fire department by driving their truck somewhere else?
- helped your new neighbor by making their moving truck disappear?
- made off with the manhole lid, and watched cars get destroyed?
- tasted more than one sausage at the sample counter, but didn't buy any?
- sampled a grape at the supermarket?
- picked up a penny at the fountain?
- walked out of a coffee shop with a newspaper that you weren't sure was free?
- accidentally kept something in your shopping cart, but didn't bother to return it?
- borrowed the fire ax from downtown to chop down a tree in your yard?
- kept shopping carts in your garage?
- got a refund for your doctor's co-pay via medical supplies?
- wrote a check to the church for $10, and helped yourself to $9 in change from the collection plate?
- leafed through someone else's medical records at the hospital?
- decorated your college dorm room with a traffic sign?
- stowed extra rolls of toilet paper into your backpack?
- palmed the salt & pepper shakers at the restaurant?
- re-purposed the movie theater exit sign into a night light for your room?
- made off with the weights from the gym?
- packed the hotel towels?
- reached down for a box of candy, out of sight from the cashier?
- lifted a jacket off of a sleeping person in the library, because it looked so heavy on their back?
- rummaged through a stranger's purse?
- helped yourself to the donation can for cancer kids, so you can buy some nyquil?
- sampled girl scout cookies, while pocketing the money can?
- liberated a bird from the pet shop?
- packed a stranger's puppy into your gym bag?
- decided your in-law's jewelry looks better on your fingers?
- filled your tank with somebody else's credit card, while they went inside?
- scolded a kid at the park that they shouldn't own a cell phone, so you taught them a lesson?
- told a skateboarder you'll show them a really cool trick, and rode away?
- decided to help the local construction site by steering their crane on sunday?
- helped the local fire department by driving their truck somewhere else?
- helped your new neighbor by making their moving truck disappear?
- made off with the manhole lid, and watched cars get destroyed?