|
Post by thesa on Jun 26, 2009 4:09:39 GMT -5
^i used to be a cleaner for one of my crappy part-time jobs and this cleaning included men's and women's toilets. As far as filthyness and smell goes, men's toilets win hands down!!! It even makes you wonder why they have those urinals with everybody relieving themselves wherever they stand. Women's toilets ain't much better but we can't just relieve ourselves wherever we are, it's more a 'targeted operation'
|
|
|
Post by Groink on Jun 26, 2009 10:11:14 GMT -5
Nobody wants to touch the seat and then touch their wee wee.
Plus, post-coital stream forking.
|
|
|
Post by rob on Jun 26, 2009 10:45:15 GMT -5
and yesterday i saw a pubic hair on the seat. ANDDDD that's not it... i've got more horror stories regarding the ladies' room. hold on, i just recall you posting that you've found the love of your life. pubes or no pubes. you win. game over.
|
|
celltocell
Full Member
get your blood moving
Posts: 218
|
Post by celltocell on Jun 26, 2009 11:55:06 GMT -5
good point rob, good point. hit: found the man of my dreamsssss hit: not even pubes on a toilet seat will bring me down now! hit: it's business time tonight sorry, tmi. and yesterday i saw a pubic hair on the seat. ANDDDD that's not it... i've got more horror stories regarding the ladies' room. hold on, i just recall you posting that you've found the love of your life. pubes or no pubes. you win. game over.
|
|
celltocell
Full Member
get your blood moving
Posts: 218
|
Post by celltocell on Jun 26, 2009 11:55:48 GMT -5
that's why majority of you fellas always leave the seat up aye? Nobody wants to touch the seat and then touch their wee wee. Plus, post-coital stream forking.
|
|
celltocell
Full Member
get your blood moving
Posts: 218
|
Post by celltocell on Jun 26, 2009 11:59:27 GMT -5
oh yes, i've got a friend who is a hostess at a restaurant. part of her duties / responsibilities include cleaning up the ladies room. she said she found crap on the floor. yes, someone crapped on the floor. as for the men's room being much cleaner, totally agree. how do i know this? let's put it this way bar + more woman to man ratio + drunk women = long line to the bathroom bar + men's room = barely anyone in there so i sneak into the men's room with my girl friend and use their stall instead when i can't hold it in any longer and my bladdar is swollen to the size of a watermelon. the guys don't care that we are in there either. they've got no shame. usually, at bars at least ... the men's room is always much more pleasant than their female counterpart. ^i used to be a cleaner for one of my crappy part-time jobs and this cleaning included men's and women's toilets. As far as filthyness and smell goes, men's toilets win hands down!!! It even makes you wonder why they have those urinals with everybody relieving themselves wherever they stand. Women's toilets ain't much better but we can't just relieve ourselves wherever we are, it's more a 'targeted operation'
|
|
celltocell
Full Member
get your blood moving
Posts: 218
|
Post by celltocell on Jun 26, 2009 12:03:30 GMT -5
hahahaha i have no idea! perhaps they were going number two and decided to number one as well...and you know... it just got on the seat while they lifted their bums off the toilet to wipe / leave well you fellas have a peepee you can whip out and unleash anywhere... we, the female species, have to hold it or uncomfortably squat over dirty things while we are out and about. public bathrooms are absolutely disgusting. i stepped on someone's puddle of urine in a stall once..... filthy. I always step on puddles of urine. What I don't understand is how there could be piss on the seats. It seems like every second toilet I go to has urine on the seat (it's definately not water that's splashed out of the bowl from a flush). When you go to pee, you normally put the seat up...what is going on???
|
|
|
Post by rob on Jun 26, 2009 12:14:27 GMT -5
hit: found the man of my dreamsssss hit: not even pubes on a toilet seat will bring me down now! hit: it's business time tonight sorry, tmi. haha! glad to hear the first date went well and speaking of tmi, the only "business" i'm doing these days is in the bathroom and followed by a flushing sound
|
|
|
Post by D.A on Jun 27, 2009 1:09:26 GMT -5
Nobody wants to touch the seat and then touch their wee wee. Plus, post-coital stream forking. From 9:12 (continued in the 2nd vid)
|
|
|
Post by Emily on Jun 27, 2009 22:52:31 GMT -5
oh yes, i've got a friend who is a hostess at a restaurant. part of her duties / responsibilities include cleaning up the ladies room. she said she found crap on the floor. yes, someone crapped on the floor. as for the men's room being much cleaner, totally agree. how do i know this? let's put it this way bar + more woman to man ratio + drunk women = long line to the bathroom bar + men's room = barely anyone in there so i sneak into the men's room with my girl friend and use their stall instead when i can't hold it in any longer and my bladdar is swollen to the size of a watermelon. the guys don't care that we are in there either. they've got no shame. usually, at bars at least ... the men's room is always much more pleasant than their female counterpart. ^i used to be a cleaner for one of my crappy part-time jobs and this cleaning included men's and women's toilets. As far as filthyness and smell goes, men's toilets win hands down!!! It even makes you wonder why they have those urinals with everybody relieving themselves wherever they stand. Women's toilets ain't much better but we can't just relieve ourselves wherever we are, it's more a 'targeted operation' Reminds me of my poor friend who works in a clothing store. Once went into a dressing room only to find out someone had left a giant turd. And I second the peepee-envy. I spent most of the past 6 months, mostly hanging outside for hours at night, practically every night. Drinking was always involved, which would unmistakingly lead to necessary peeing. The boys could easily relieve themselves, whereas us girls would have to go hunt for a dark alley and piss between two cars. The height of class. That, or we'd head for the outdoor urinals. Big mistake. Sandals + flooded urinals = not a very happy camper. And don't even get me started on guys not having periods. To stay on topic: Sh*t: I miss my time as a foreign exchange student. Big time. Hit: There are some people here I'm glad to be seeing again. But I'm afraid the sh*t part weighs heavier than the hit part.
|
|
|
Post by rob on Jun 28, 2009 3:28:45 GMT -5
Hit: Played red rover yesterday at the beach... in the rain Hit: I met someone that owns a Steinway grand piano Sh*t: Way too much to drink. Again. Have only 3 brain cells left.
|
|
|
Post by thesa on Jun 28, 2009 10:27:08 GMT -5
^those two hits sound great, tho!!! And exercise helps to regrow some brain cells So maybe some more red rover and you'll be fine again! s***: have to finish writing a sodding review by tonight and the Islamic culture club in our courtyard is having a big party with lots of people. Can smell some delicious barbecue and hear hundreds of children playing... I want to join their party!!!! Hit: June is over, finally
|
|
|
Post by Paddy on Jun 29, 2009 16:51:31 GMT -5
Hit: Andy Murray won in 5 sets against Stan Wawrinka at Wimbledon...woohoo! Sh*t: it's almost 11pm and I've spent most of my day watching tennis
|
|
|
Post by volume on Jun 30, 2009 20:06:58 GMT -5
hit - getting a haircut sh*t - getting a haircut
edit --> the sh*t was GOING to be a sh*t cause i originally intended to cut it short, like real short, as in no more man bangs short, but a last minute decision changed everything and once again i blew my chance to look professional.
|
|
furbob
Full Member
Can I has?
Posts: 247
|
Post by furbob on Jul 10, 2009 20:18:05 GMT -5
Hit = going out with friend to watch Bruno
Sh*t = possibly crappy weather ;( hoping for some sun
|
|