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Post by Roam'n on Aug 10, 2007 3:05:29 GMT -5
^ maybe the guy pretending to be a girl likes other guys. It's been known to happen.
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Post by daisypukes on Aug 10, 2007 3:36:59 GMT -5
^Not always, a lot of gay guys (and girls for that matter) are prone to the horribly humiliating and torture-like habit of going after straight people.
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Post by 0 on Aug 10, 2007 3:46:19 GMT -5
Actually, come to think of it, I don't think women cyber at all. I think it must just be a bunch of horny guys, some pretending to be women, getting wood off each other...I can't imagine a woman actually cybering. Maybe a bored housewife I guess. That would be incorrect. Or so I've heard
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Post by thekrez on Aug 10, 2007 4:43:24 GMT -5
get back on topic, .
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Post by 0 on Aug 10, 2007 5:29:13 GMT -5
get back on topic, . LOL - you got edited! Oh, for Krez, I understand that not acting like an angry drunk raises your chances of success exponentially.
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Post by thekrez on Aug 10, 2007 5:44:43 GMT -5
get back on topic, . LOL - you got edited! Oh, for Krez, I understand that not acting like an angry drunk raises your chances of success exponentially. youd be surprised.
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Post by LaFace on Aug 10, 2007 8:18:07 GMT -5
If she is feeling passionate towards you then hold back - dont rush in junior. Sure, we know its the first pair you've seen up close but take your time. Let her know that you're a nice guy and willing to wait - that will make her hotter. Nothing better than a preheated skillet ready for the meat. ^LOL, I laughed at this! funny way to put it
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Post by daisypukes on Aug 10, 2007 13:07:32 GMT -5
Oh, to get a bit back on topic-ish:
One thing NOT to do if you want to see a girl again is: don't do that thing where you open your wallet in front of the girl to show how much money you've got in there. We're not stupid, we know what you're doing. It's f***ing tacky. Don't f***ing do that. Seriously, you get 100 lame points if you do that.
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Post by thekrez on Aug 10, 2007 14:37:11 GMT -5
wheres tyson? he has like a ho in every code. i wanna hear his advice.
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Post by 0 on Aug 10, 2007 15:42:44 GMT -5
I think he may need to be an actual member here to reply. Unless Scott can tear him away from his green tea for a minute
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Post by rob on Aug 10, 2007 16:59:08 GMT -5
I (and several others) wrote a friggin dissertation on how to pick up chicks on the internet last year. Read up yo: eurasiannation.proboards48.com/index.cgi?board=relationships&action=display&thread=1165776098Some other tactics that work like a charm in RL: 1. Always carry a guitar case with you : You don't need to have a guitar inside it, nor do you even know how to play the guitar, but by carrying a guitar case everywhere, girls will think you're some really artsy talented guy and dig you instantaneously. The best place to carry a guitar case is inside/around a museum. The whole museum factor only amplifies your attractiveness. Being inside also provides a great excuse in case she asks you to play a tune. 2. Wear branded clothing : I wrote something similar before, but anyways, wear lots of branded clothing (with big logos) and make sure all your pieces are the same brand (e.g., Polo, Adidas). When you talk to girls, tell them how much you hate your clothes but you have no choice since you're sponsored and it's part of your contract. Chicks will think you're pretty famous but don't tell them much about what you do since you're "trying hard to keep out of the press". When the girl says "But everyone I talk to has never even heard of you"......, just respond "Then, let's just keep it that way aight?" 3. Ask your friends to bring their cameras : Whenever I head out with friends, I always ensure they bring their cameras, especially the big SLR ones. When a hot chick is nearby, ask your friends to start hounding you and taking your picture. When the girl notices you, act really defensive and shield your face from all the flashes. The girl will think they're paparazzi and you're some rap star. Flee in her direction and use this is an excuse to talk to her. Say something like "hey, i'm lost. isn't the sean john fashion show somewhere around here?"
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Post by Aznlatina on Aug 10, 2007 17:15:59 GMT -5
^ With all these tactics Rob, you must have a slew of women at your feet. To EAN guys: Rob is a god amongst men.
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Post by penguinopolipitese on Aug 10, 2007 20:32:13 GMT -5
^you should see him do it in real life. I never saw a pair of dockers shredded to skin so fast.
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Post by thekrez on Aug 11, 2007 2:22:36 GMT -5
I (and several others) wrote a friggin dissertation on how to pick up chicks on the internet last year. Read up yo: eurasiannation.proboards48.com/index.cgi?board=relationships&action=display&thread=1165776098Some other tactics that work like a charm in RL: 1. Always carry a guitar case with you : You don't need to have a guitar inside it, nor do you even know how to play the guitar, but by carrying a guitar case everywhere, girls will think you're some really artsy talented guy and dig you instantaneously. The best place to carry a guitar case is inside/around a museum. The whole museum factor only amplifies your attractiveness. Being inside also provides a great excuse in case she asks you to play a tune. 2. Wear branded clothing : I wrote something similar before, but anyways, wear lots of branded clothing (with big logos) and make sure all your pieces are the same brand (e.g., Polo, Adidas). When you talk to girls, tell them how much you hate your clothes but you have no choice since you're sponsored and it's part of your contract. Chicks will think you're pretty famous but don't tell them much about what you do since you're "trying hard to keep out of the press". When the girl says "But everyone I talk to has never even heard of you"......, just respond "Then, let's just keep it that way aight?" 3. Ask your friends to bring their cameras : Whenever I head out with friends, I always ensure they bring their cameras, especially the big SLR ones. When a hot chick is nearby, ask your friends to start hounding you and taking your picture. When the girl notices you, act really defensive and shield your face from all the flashes. The girl will think they're paparazzi and you're some rap star. Flee in her direction and use this is an excuse to talk to her. Say something like "hey, i'm lost. isn't the sean john fashion show somewhere around here?" yeah i remember that post a while back. this made me lolz again: "5. Try to be funny - Ask a girl to describe her boyfriend and what are the first two words she always says: The first is either Nice/Smart/Cute. The second is ALWAYS Funny. Now I haven't figured out why girls like to keep a comedian at home (part of it is a distraction from the ostensibly horrible lives they lead) but regardless, you gotta go with it. Watch late night comedy sketches, comedians on youtube and take a few bits from their routine. Borat jokes for example are popular now and will score you instant points. Others, (e.g., Chuck Norris ) are timeless and can be used anytime for a laugh. Keep a few in your arsenal and remember to keep up to date. "
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Post by LaFace on Aug 11, 2007 3:24:35 GMT -5
rob = hugh hefner's heir
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