A joke-Potential & Reality

[superplayer]

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then
go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a
million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

"Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

She replies, "O my god! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out.
Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."

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[Ave`]

mmmmm.....a nice Dirty Joke. How can anyone resist them.
one of my favourites:

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

[Freecia]

LOL

A traveller was hungry and tired, when he came into a restaurant craving for a hot, steamy bowl of chili. When he asked the waitress, he was told the person next to him had the last bowl. Frustraited, he began murmuring, but the person sitting right next to him moved his chili bowl over giving it to the traveller. The traveller, puzzled, but was too hungry to think, thanked him and began devouring this hot, steamy, delicious bowl of chili. The more he ate, the better he felt. When he was about half way through though, he saw a giant, black rat in the chili bowl. Completely disgusted, the traveller just wanted to volmit, but with no other containers by him, he volmited back into the chili bowl. The person sitting right next to him then said, "Yeah, that's what I did when I saw the rat, too."

[truelies]

a little girl says to her mum, 'mummy mummy, show me a magic trick.' The little girl's mum says 'sorry sweety, i don't know any, ask grandpa.' the little girl goes up to her grandfather and says, 'grandpa, grandpa, show me a magic trick.' he says 'sure darling, come sit on my lap, feel that poking in your ass, see, no hands.'


sorry i had to post it.