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Post by Jonathan on Mar 16, 2006 20:19:28 GMT -5
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Post by Hogan on Mar 16, 2006 20:50:54 GMT -5
Happy Saint Pats day you fellow Celtics ;D
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Post by xandra on Mar 16, 2006 22:33:15 GMT -5
green beer!
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Post by penguinopolipitese on Mar 16, 2006 23:37:02 GMT -5
get drunk as an irishman!
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Post by Pocky Monster on Mar 17, 2006 1:00:17 GMT -5
Yay to Irish drinking songs, freckles and what not! Warning, this is somewhat gruesome, but all in good humor.
Down To The Old Pub Instead- Stephen Lynch
Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass
With child-bearing hips and a pink, supple ass
And make her your wife and love her with love so true
Now some rivers run high, some rivers run low
When her river runs red, then she's starting her flow
And it's called menstr'ation, and here's what it means to you
You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first
Stand back – her ovarian dam's gonna burst
Son, don't be afraid, it's a natural t'ing
Just wad up some cotton and hand her some string
Put the old linens on top of the bed
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
She'll retain her water, her breasts will be tender
And every third word that you say will offend her
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
And she'll want to make love – if you do, you're a fool
'Cause you'll only end up with a bloody O'Toole
Get out of the house – down to the old pub instead
And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
But son, it'll taste like some old rusty coins
So turn off the light, boy, and take off your hat
And drop to your knees, say a prayer to Saint Pat
Then he'll give you the strength to get out of the bed
And for Ireland's sake, go down to the old pub instead
Now the pub is the place where the lads are a-meetin'
When the moon's full and the gals are a-bleedin'
The Catholic, the Protestant, even the pagan
The pub is the place when your lady is raggin'
So drink of your pint, boys, and thank your shamrocks
That as menfolk we don't have to bleed from our c***s
And that we can escape from the lady in red
And get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead.
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Maverick
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Post by Maverick on Mar 17, 2006 1:37:59 GMT -5
Happy Saint Patty's Day! I'm going to watch Boondock Saints today just for the occasion. I wish I wasn't driving back home for spring break. I would be getting trashed with the boys down on Whiskey Row (whole street of bars). $10 and you get a free beer at every bar!  |
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Post by sass in a glass on Mar 17, 2006 14:33:31 GMT -5
fantastic! a perfect excuse to get drunk! anyone down for a game of beer pong? ;D
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Post by helles on Mar 17, 2006 23:18:57 GMT -5
I went out with my Irish friend to an Irish bar last night.. unsuprisingly it was filled with people celebrating their non-irish roots! Anyway, we got a pit pissed and ended up with a few of these on us!  |
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Post by rob on Mar 18, 2006 1:26:20 GMT -5
^good stuff!! Delaney's in Wan Chai by chance? I had a bunch of friends there (river-)dancing until the wee hours of the morn.... heard it was a good party
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Post by helles on Mar 18, 2006 2:41:36 GMT -5
Yup, it was Delaney's in Wanchai. It was quite an old, expat crowd, I dont think I've seen that many old white people in HK before! It was pretty good night, though my friend was complaining there weren't enough Irish people out.
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