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Post by halfbreed on Aug 7, 2006 2:37:05 GMT -5
Make up your own!! ;D - If when at an ice-skating rink, a Eurasian girl skates between you and your boyfriend/girlfriend, you will break up within the next 3 weeks. (Oh, and Eurasians are immune to this)
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Post by pam89 on Aug 7, 2006 2:45:20 GMT -5
you will break up within the next 3 weeks. i'm confused...why is there a smiley face at the end of that!?
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Post by halfbreed on Aug 7, 2006 3:02:48 GMT -5
Haha, well, I just thought the idea of me making up such a myth was kinda funny. Oh, and I may be a tad sadistic.. Going skating now, bye!
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miss feli
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here kitty, kitty!
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Post by miss feli on Aug 7, 2006 3:15:50 GMT -5
If you become friends with a Eurasian, you gain +10 beauty points.
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Post by rudiger on Aug 7, 2006 3:18:51 GMT -5
never short of ideas for new threads huh - Getting your butt pinched by a eurasian brings you good luck for the next 7 days. 7 weeks' cooldown on this one.
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Post by halfbreed on Aug 7, 2006 3:20:44 GMT -5
never short of ideas for new threads huh My brain is a thread-generating machine.
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Post by rudiger on Aug 7, 2006 6:27:53 GMT -5
- Consuming eurasian secretions slows the aging process in non-EAs. EDITED: was not suitable for all audiences
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Post by halfbreed on Aug 8, 2006 3:14:36 GMT -5
^^ Wait.. so you're saying that was just a myth??! ... You mean I showed off my goodies for nothin'?!!
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Post by magpie on Aug 11, 2006 13:12:19 GMT -5
Ok....I think I can make up a really good one through ancient "Mommy" wisdom..... ;DConfusus says, "You will have great longevity, if you are struck by a Eurasian child with a dragon staff." How do I know this? Simple, my son has hit many kung fu brothers in his class with his staf, and they keep coming back for more. I've been hit too, but I got lucky....I blocked it!
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Post by jericho on Aug 12, 2006 7:47:13 GMT -5
Eurasians can power up to Super-Eurasian. But it takes several episodes, most of which involves dialogue about how strong we are or how much training we have gone through, and even the process of transformation can span a weeks worth of 30 min episodes.
Now I recall why I got annoyed with Dragon Ball Z.
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Post by rudiger on Aug 12, 2006 7:53:12 GMT -5
^ OMG! that is so totally true EDIT: i mean the thing about DBZ, not the myth of course
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Post by maow on Aug 12, 2006 16:49:01 GMT -5
I tried stopping a moving car the other day near my neighbourhood to test the EA super power theroy but somehow it didnt work out too well...
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Post by thezealouscookie on Aug 13, 2006 20:38:17 GMT -5
The first Eurasian was actually invented by Thomas Edison in 1883. Due to the passage of the Chinese Exclusion Act, it was expected that Asian prostitute demand would soar. A trade-study was launched to establish methods to supply the demand. Asian woman were excluded as carries due to prostitution wages lost to the long incubation time. Instead, Edison reached an amicable agreement with a consortium of Asian bachelors to impregnate a stable of Irish spinsters.
The project was plagued with production problems. Despite the application of Edison’s DC current, prostitute yields stabilized at 50%. Edison made use of the defects to create the popular “Westinghoused” road show. Defects were linked together and electrocuted using Westinghouse AC. To diffuse the ire of the existing Asian community, betting rings were erected. Unfortunately for Edison he forgot that not only was prostitution illegal, but the US Civil War (which ended 20 years prior) had ensured the abolition of sex slavery. The idea was abandoned and never patented.
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Post by bulaklak on Aug 17, 2006 12:16:39 GMT -5
Not only can we fly... but we can transform into DRAGONS as well! Half European-half Asian dragons to be more specific. Is Jake Long (the cartoon character from “American Dragon”) supposed to be Eurasian? His mom is Chinese and his father is White but… he doesn’t look that mixed and neither does his sister. Well it’s a cartoon… whatever. His voice is played by Rufio!! (Dante Basco doesnt exist anymore) ;D I was watching the Disney channel… so what?
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Post by halfbreed on Aug 23, 2006 4:41:33 GMT -5
Eurasians can telepathically communicate with each other.
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