Asian Mom Vs Asian Dad 2

[cruelangel]

I know this topic has be discussed to death, but here is a point I think nobody has ever touched.

Who would win in a fight? Forget my dad is stronger than your dad, it's my Asian parent male vs your Asian parent female.

[PerzanKitCat86205]

(((My family all does martial arts. I was a ballerina and musician but did pick up a red belt and black uniform in Shin-Jitsu where my brother took class. There is only one place that offers it, as the instructor created the style: www.golddragon.tv/html/shinjitsu.html. My mom has taught other things, like Tai Chi. So, in martial arts, when you win, you aren't bloody and beat up in the end, I believe, but there's always the chance. 'Guess I would win? We did grapple with adults and usu. the Censei. I beat my brother.. even though he is a junior black belt. (Mine is also a junior.) Of course, he is also 4 1/2 years younger, and I did do gymnastics from age 1 3/4 until I turned 9. I don't know if my mom personally "wins" in things like Tai Chi and Kung Fu, but she might. She's only about 4'8", I think, but was 75 lbs. when she came to the U.S. She was a ballerina and dancer in Indonesian dance as a child and was allowed to compete in gymnastics by the time she graduated high school and won some medals for the country. My dad almost got a black belt, was a brown belt, and an instuctor way before I was born but as a young adult, and I think fought with people who became the most famous or at least in the same competition. He's not Asian, but he has indian and says he's mostly Irish. (Black hair, blue eyes.) I think I would beat my whole family even though I like Martial Arts the least just because I work out every day.)))

So, it depends on if they each do martial arts, at all?

In general, it seems like most Asian mothers would win (((since most Asian males, like my brother, don't really act European at all and in the general public eye in some ways. It might prove to be more intelligent and multi-cultural. I don't think people who mix themselves are bad, but they had to consider that it was the same "race" and "color." I was considering mixing with some of the people who developed rare blond hair in Africa. I mean, really. Why do all 1/2 Eurasians usually have dark brown hair? I actually have enough highlights that people recently called me a redhead. I haven't been out lately, but I have enough usually to be called a blond. It's really strange, but I have white blond and real real red hair on top of black.)))

So, my mom may not win, but she's a pretty good fighter in particular. Nowaday, usually the Eurasians' fathers win. I'm sure my brother would like that.

(((What about the battle to be white? Is that when I guess girls with the European daddies win? hi..

I don't really think so, at all, because Asians are usually more "white," while Europeans are more like Indians. So, in that particular way is when "boys" feel comfortable??

I still feel it's a gender battle regarding the Eurasian him/herself. Does it indicate to refer that in this order for Eurasians' feelings toward parents from most to least "liking" percentage..

1 - a Eurasian boy likes an Asian mom
2 - a Eurasian girl likes a European mom
3 - a Eurasian boy likes an Asian dad
4 - a Eurasian boy likes a European dad
5 - a Eurasian girl likes a European dad
6 - a Eurasian boy likes a European mom
7 - a Eurasian girl likes an Asian dad
8 - a Eurasian girl likes an Asian mom

People also believe parents are different according to the gender of their children, however, so it would also go for hair and eye tone. I heard that mothers with a first child as male are quieter for some reason, not sure what.. A European junior high science teacher in Louisiana said that with dirty blond bleached hair and sparkly eyes. She had a son with reddish straight hair and Blue eyes who'd be 20 and a daughter who had white straight hair then and dark brown blackish eyes who would be a skipped grade as a high school freshman-sophomore.)))

[helles]

Jun 3, 2008 18:12:42 GMT -5 Flat Top said:

My mom wouldn't need to physically fight. All she has to do is nag your dad till you WANT to kill yourself which would take less than 1-3 minutes.

lol.. my mum and yours should team up and they would rule the world!!!

that and my mum is rather skillfull in the art of feather-duster whipping. ;D

[penguinopolipitese]

at his peak, I think my dad could've taken any asian mom here. He had the reach and he had the stamina for that kind of slugfest.

[straylight]

My mom was raised among snakes, has been shot in the neck, and whips like a Roman soldier. She'll kick anyone's butt.

[Pocky Monster]

My mom is 4'10.99999999" but I swear she gets taller when her temper flares. Imagine the Hulk. Oh, and she is a monster behind the shopping cart. Watch out Costco!

My mother is the spawn of the great. So, I'm really vying for my Asian grandfather.

This man use to buy us cola and tell us to hurry up and drink it so he could go sell the cans.
At 55 he quit smoking in a week.
He still smiles despite how many teeth he's lost.
He courageously jumped out of the hot springs pool whilst the rest of us bathed in our fear of the cold.
He stubbornly believes that the $5 shoes he gets from the temple are healthier than the $30 shoes from the department stores because they only last a month - therefore preventing less fungi growth (pure genius, I say).

So, Asian grandmothers.. You could not have resisted this man. Making all of the Asian fathers and mothers of this thread your children. err... yes?

Your EA grandchildren would have to ask that their sentence structure be excused because of the awe they feel for this man.

Ahhhh... back to werk, Kat! ;D

[straylight]

Wow, he does sound cool.

Never got to meet anyone on my mom's side of the family, but I'm just going to imagine that my grandpa was like that. ;D

[betahat]

My Asian dad is almost 6 feet and a hefty 180 pounds at least, so unless your Asian mom is especially large or vicious or trained in the martial arts I think he could take her on. However, he is the gentle intellectual type, so you'd have to do something to really piss him off. Maybe if you took a dump on a Jacques Derrida book and then started chanting racist slogans interspersed with "USA USA" he would get his fight on. I mainly question his motivation for beating a woman, not his ability.

[thekrez]

Asian mums win hands down. To get them REALLY pissed off you never, ever want to see it.

My dad, although white and not asian which is the point of this thread, is a hefty 6 foot and close to 100 kgs.

And even he cowers faced with a raging 5'4" vietnamese woman.

So I fail to see how any asian male could survive.

[susanita]

Jul 4, 2008 3:16:41 GMT -5 betahat said:

My Asian dad is almost 6 feet and a hefty 180 pounds at least, so unless your Asian mom is especially large or vicious or trained in the martial arts I think he could take her on. However, he is the gentle intellectual type, so you'd have to do something to really piss him off. Maybe if you took a dump on a Jacques Derrida book and then started chanting racist slogans interspersed with "USA USA" he would get his fight on. I mainly question his motivation for beating a woman, not his ability.

Your father sounds awesome.

[thekrez]

Jun 17, 2008 11:04:41 GMT -5 Pocky Monster said:

My mom is 4'10.99999999" but I swear she gets taller when her temper flares. Imagine the Hulk. Oh, and she is a monster behind the shopping cart. Watch out Costco!

My mother is the spawn of the great. So, I'm really vying for my Asian grandfather.

This man use to buy us cola and tell us to hurry up and drink it so he could go sell the cans.
At 55 he quit smoking in a week.
He still smiles despite how many teeth he's lost.
He courageously jumped out of the hot springs pool whilst the rest of us bathed in our fear of the cold.
He stubbornly believes that the $5 shoes he gets from the temple are healthier than the $30 shoes from the department stores because they only last a month - therefore preventing less fungi growth (pure genius, I say).

So, Asian grandmothers.. You could not have resisted this man. Making all of the Asian fathers and mothers of this thread your children. err... yes?

Your EA grandchildren would have to ask that their sentence structure be excused because of the awe they feel for this man.

Ahhhh... back to werk, Kat! ;D

I love your grandpa already. He sounds fricken awesome.

[jericho]

Asian mothers have ungodly power when pissed. They would smite Asian Dads off the planet.

[Miyuki]

Agreed. My Asian mom just had to give us her angry look to stop us dead in our tracks. She's a tough little pony! All 4'11" of her!