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Post by Pushnpull on Sept 15, 2008 11:55:30 GMT -5
As if I hadn't learned my lesson. During another "tutoring session" My college aged tutor started talking in that European Spanish accent...and I have very weak willpower. I decided to give him another chance since I'm a pervy old woman and he's a cute young 21 yr old. Blah. Never again. At least it improved by a minute. $5 (in imaginary internet bucks) says you'll do it again. And post about it.  I owe you $10 now.  |
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Post by swinger on Sept 15, 2008 12:11:29 GMT -5
That comes to $100/hr.
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Post by viruslabrat on Sept 15, 2008 13:09:07 GMT -5
Do you keep an egg-timer next to the bed, Elphaba?  |
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Post by alphamikefoxtrot on Sept 15, 2008 13:12:59 GMT -5
I dunno. I'm old and pervy, too, but if I were nailing a 21 year old, I wouldn't be complaining about it. I'm talking fuggin' cartwheels and backflips and Safe 'n Sane sparklers.
Well, leave it better than you found it.
//spends $10 on a sammich.
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Post by alphamikefoxtrot on Sept 15, 2008 13:18:20 GMT -5
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Post by swinger on Sept 16, 2008 0:11:28 GMT -5
Do you keep an egg-timer next to the bed, Elphaba? If the guys lasts 3 minute, she should keep SOMEthing plastic near the bed. Ifyouknowwhati'msayin... |
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Post by cm on Sept 22, 2008 21:46:05 GMT -5
Here's an embarrassing cyber sex story I had  |
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Post by swinger on Sept 26, 2008 12:02:06 GMT -5
You should hook up with sweetangel13
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Post by mingzayni88 on Oct 24, 2008 13:35:43 GMT -5
I don't believe that story. Honestly..I hope isn't!  |
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Post by sugarjun on Oct 28, 2008 22:10:40 GMT -5
That story seems true to me haha reminds me of the old AOs***L Chat Room 69 or whatever days hahaha
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Post by Paddy on Nov 14, 2008 14:05:48 GMT -5
Embarrassing sex story? Well, it was my girlfriend who was embarrassed - not me.
It was during the summer. We were getting down to business, or rather I was getting down to business. So there I was with my head buried in her wotsit. She's all stoked up, heart beating fast, muscles all relaxed. And she lets rip with the biggest fart. In my face.
It was hilarious! Gotta be one of the funniest moments in my life. I suppose in the light of the story on the previous page, I should be lucky she didn't poke my eyes out with a turd, but it was still funny. Even she laughed - a kind of coy, unsure, uncontrollable ashamed laughter.
She's now banned the subject. I get beaten up if I mention it.
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Post by alphamikefoxtrot on Nov 14, 2008 14:10:53 GMT -5
That's a good way to get pink eye.
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Post by ~MangO_O~ on Nov 14, 2008 19:32:37 GMT -5
 that's kinda nasty, how could she not control herself was the pre game that good?? that's kinda weird and nasty and I think if I was in that situation I would punish her for doing that by turning away and going to sleep. |
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Post by dead0baby0chick on Nov 14, 2008 21:13:49 GMT -5
^LMAO! Ewww. She's now banned the subject. I get beaten up if I mention it. I hope she doesn't frequent this site then.  |
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Post by swinger on Nov 14, 2008 23:37:36 GMT -5
That's a good way to get pink eye. Or brown eye, even. |
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that's kinda nasty, how could she not control herself was the pre game that good?? that's kinda weird and nasty and I think if I was in that situation I would punish her for doing that by turning away and going to sleep.