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Post by lollipop on Aug 22, 2008 15:07:56 GMT -5
Has anybody ever cut the cheese or fell asleep during sex?I remember this one guy I was having sex with and he was getting on my nerves so bad I just told him I couldn't feel anything and get up off me.
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Post by dannyd on Aug 22, 2008 18:50:05 GMT -5
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Post by Mimo on Aug 22, 2008 20:32:27 GMT -5
Has anybody ever cut the cheese or fell asleep during sex?I remember this one guy I was having sex with and he was getting on my nerves so bad I just told him I couldn't feel anything and get up off me. Getting on your nerves how?
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Post by alphamikefoxtrot on Aug 22, 2008 20:37:31 GMT -5
Once, I was $20 short, so I had to give her my Mickey Mouse watch to cover it.
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Post by betahat on Aug 23, 2008 15:23:59 GMT -5
Once I was out late at night/early in the morning trying to buy a condom, and the woman in the pharmacy gave me a dirty look and said "we don't sell those here." So I told the bitch to f*** off and went to another store. Problem solved.
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Post by eurasianstyle on Aug 26, 2008 8:15:54 GMT -5
Uh, I was having sex one time when I was pretty drunk. I got up in the middle and puked, and then went back to bed. I tried to sleep, but the girl wanted to keep going. She french kissed me after I'd puked and not brushed my teeth, which I thought was pretty funny. Oh, and then later that night I ended up having unprotected sex with her because I was so drunk.
Also one time when I was with a longterm girlfriend I got really drunk and feel asleep half way through having sex with her. That was pretty funny too. heehehehe
Oh to be young again.
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Post by Pocky Monster on Aug 26, 2008 10:56:32 GMT -5
It involved a lot of blood. And no! Not from me! Bloody Asian noses.
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Post by cheeseprata on Aug 26, 2008 11:36:01 GMT -5
Urrrrr...I think it's more about embarrasing lack-of-sex stories in my case...
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Post by mingzayni88 on Aug 26, 2008 13:47:23 GMT -5
Once, I was $20 short, so I had to give her my Mickey Mouse watch to cover it. l.m.f.a.o.!.!.!.
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Post by JohnnyUtah on Aug 27, 2008 7:06:43 GMT -5
If you're in bed w/ the right person nothing should be embarrassing. oh how cheesy . not cheesy at all, . . .makes sense.
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Post by Aznlatina on Aug 27, 2008 11:29:06 GMT -5
Uh, I was having sex one time when I was pretty drunk. I got up in the middle and puked, and then went back to bed. I tried to sleep, but the girl wanted to keep going. She french kissed me after I'd puked and not brushed my teeth, which I thought was pretty funny. Oh, and then later that night I ended up having unprotected sex with her because I was so drunk. Also one time when I was with a longterm girlfriend I got really drunk and feel asleep half way through having sex with her. That was pretty funny too. heehehehe Oh to be young again. Ewww! For the puke stuff. If she'd kiss you after puking she must've been super horny where she couldn't give a damn. It involved a lot of blood. And no! Not from me! Bloody Asian noses. Double ewww! For the blood stuff.
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Post by Pushnpull on Aug 29, 2008 14:13:28 GMT -5
Well alot has happened since I last posted, don't know if any of you all even remember who I am... I became separated from my husband since last I posted. Blah, Blah, blah and it's been awhile.
Call me a creepy perverted thirty something if you must but I just started taking some private Spanish lessons with this 21 yr old man...who I shall now call a kid from Spain.
Well during one lesson a few things lead to other things and...
I used to buy into the whole crap of European men being better lovers than Americans. I used to wonder if the whole Latin lover thing was true. Well I got to experience both with a Spaniard. Wow.
A whole three minutes of my life I can never get back. Could be because he was young but, I'll never buy into another stereotype again.
After that I made sure our lessons took place in public places. There was no way I wanted to even give him hope I'd let another three minutes of my life be wasted.
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Post by Roam'n on Aug 30, 2008 1:41:08 GMT -5
^ Oh yeah. Business Time. "With me you only need 2 minutes, cause I'm so INTENSE"
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Post by LaFace on Aug 30, 2008 2:47:18 GMT -5
It's Italians who are the best lovers in the world. At least that's what most of the surveys/polls indicate, this being one of them: www.gfk.hr/press_en/sexlife.htmand lol @ SiamIam, "And no! Not from me! " hahaha
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Post by shugi on Aug 30, 2008 10:39:19 GMT -5
I've recieved a letter from a past ex once with sex god on it. my foreplay warm up is playing a music tape then rolling around on the bed playfully saying. "Can I ask you a question, and be honest?..." "Do I make you horny baby, RANDY, yeah do I make you horny, Do I?!?" It also works at bars & the office.
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