Right there.. near the towels.

[Paddy]

Sadly none of the areas I frequent! Sounds like a good idea. Something to spice up the pub conversation too...

I've had a couple of STD screens in my time. First one I had was in China. Had to pay a fortune. You go in there and they make you feel like a criminal. And the doctor comes along with a little plastic stick with a swab on the end. Grinning with malice, he takes my todger and slowly slowly inserts the stick into my you-know-where*, turning it slowly, grinning ever wider as I wince, tears coming down my cheeks, images flashing through my mind as to what revenge I shall take. Oh the discomfort. But for that doctor, I wouldn't wish it on my worse enemy.

I had a test a few years later in the UK. Was understandably nervous. Had to psyche myself up for urethral violation. In and out it went. I didn't feel a thing. Over in a flash.

I hate that Chinese doctor all the more.

edit: *amended my choice of words

[Paddy]

Dec 19, 2008 20:45:22 GMT -5 @avax said:

The "stick" sounds massive??

Well, it wasn't a stick of the size that you might throw for your dog. It was a very slim slip of a stick (though delivering a pain disproportionate to its size).

[ChickenSoda]

So it's not quite Kids in a Sandbox big?

[Paddy]

We talking about the size or my todger or the size of the stick...??

[ChickenSoda]

The stick