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Post by ╗ on Jan 11, 2006 19:31:12 GMT -5
EDIT: There are more iPod owners than there are people in Australia. Who owns them, wallabees?? ;D hmmm...what I meant to say was: the population of Australia is smaller than the world's population of iPod owners.
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Post by Hogan on Jan 11, 2006 19:35:46 GMT -5
Sex is the safest tranquiliser in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.
My school handed out condoms today.
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Post by bulaklak on Jan 11, 2006 19:40:49 GMT -5
^I got it the first time, but I thought it was a bad joke so I edited, but Halfy saw it already. Oh I was refering to your response to Amir's joke with the Hor and Kham
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Post by ╗ on Jan 11, 2006 19:47:25 GMT -5
^oh okay
@hogan: Is that a high school or a college you're in?
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Post by Hogan on Jan 11, 2006 19:50:38 GMT -5
@ Cristobal: College
Random fact: In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage
You use more calories eating celery than there are in the celery itself
In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant
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Post by indy on Jan 11, 2006 21:54:04 GMT -5
Only female ducks quack.
Males ducks can hiss a little bit, but they can't quack.
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Post by penguinopolipitese on Jan 11, 2006 21:54:44 GMT -5
Sex is the safest tranquiliser in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium. My school handed out condoms today. I just had a vision of you all mellowed out when you said that
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Post by jefe on Jan 11, 2006 22:32:26 GMT -5
^ cows can't walk up/down hills. Are you sure you don't mean that they cannot walk up and down steps? That I would believe. There are many semi-wild cows (descendent of the prior work cows used to plow fields generations ago) roaming all around HK, especially on Lantau Island and in the countryside around Sai Kung. My boss lives on a steep slope in Sai Kung, and cows regularly go up and down the hill in search of food -- there were two in his back yard when I was there a few months ago. I went hiking Christmas eve in the Sai Kung East country park near Big Wave bay. I was descending down a very steep slope, and passed 2 female cows climbing up the hill. A portion of the path had stairs, but the cows did not use the stairs, but rambled up the steep (and I mean a good 25-30 deg angle) slope. So you see cows going up and down hills here all the time.
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Post by Hogan on Jan 11, 2006 22:38:14 GMT -5
Cows can walk up stairs but can't walk down stairs. ^^ Well apparently they can walk up stairs.....which is why i asked.....why can't they walk up a hill....it's easier than stairs....
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Post by ╗ on Jan 11, 2006 22:55:42 GMT -5
Oh okay. Yeah, I didn't think they would do that at a high school. (But of course, you never know ) This one's for our moderator... Penguins are NOT found in the North Pole.
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Post by Hogan on Jan 11, 2006 23:05:09 GMT -5
Penguins are NOT found in the North Pole. I don't know about that! I thought Penguin works at a male strip joint...and if he works the north pole.... Kids.....don't do drugs.
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Post by rob on Jan 11, 2006 23:16:47 GMT -5
Penguins are NOT found in the North Pole. Yes!!!!!!!! I was up in arms when i watched the coke x-mas commercial (where the baby polar bear slid into the penguin party and gets a coke from the baby penguin). THERE IS NO FRIGGIN WAY THAT COULD HAPPEN i told my family PENGUINS LIVE ON THE SOUTH POLE..... POLAR BEARS ON THE NORTH POLE.....and i only got a bunch of weird looks.
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Post by ╗ on Jan 11, 2006 23:28:34 GMT -5
Penguins are NOT found in the North Pole. Yes!!!!!!!! I was up in arms when i watched the coke x-mas commercial (where the baby polar bear slid into the penguin party and gets a coke from the baby penguin). THERE IS NO FRIGGIN WAY THAT COULD HAPPEN i told my family PENGUINS LIVE ON THE SOUTH POLE..... POLAR BEARS ON THE NORTH POLE I think that commercial is intolerant towards Arctic/Antarctic culture. It's like saying that Geishas and sushi are Chinese, and Kung Fu and Feng Shui are Japanese (or something like that). I'm sure the Polar bears were offended by it ;D Another "polar" fact: the first person born in Antarctica was in 1985.
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Post by Nikki on Jan 11, 2006 23:35:01 GMT -5
Penguins are NOT found in the North Pole. Yes!!!!!!!! I was up in arms when i watched the coke x-mas commercial (where the baby polar bear slid into the penguin party and gets a coke from the baby penguin). THERE IS NO FRIGGIN WAY THAT COULD HAPPEN i told my family PENGUINS LIVE ON THE SOUTH POLE..... POLAR BEARS ON THE NORTH POLE.....and i only got a bunch of weird looks. You and my cousin both. She's an aspiring vet and goes into lecture fit mode everytime that commercial comes on. Random Fact: A law was recently made in Italy that bans fishbowls. Apparently they have been deemed harmful to the animal. Serious fines are instituted for violators.
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Post by rob on Jan 11, 2006 23:44:41 GMT -5
-Batista (Filipino/Greek) and Chris Benoit (Canadian) are the only two non-American champions in the history of the World Heavyweight Championship belt. Not entirely correct: Bret Hart (Canadian) won the WWF (predecessor of the WWE) Tag Team Title twice. He also had the Intercontinental Title for 5 months and defeated Rick Flair in Saskatchewan for the WWF Title - earning him the elusive "triple crown". After defecting to the WCW, he captured the world title twice - making him 7-time World Champion. Chris Jericho (Canadian and your namesake!) - only one of 2 people to have won a Grand Slam (Winning the WWE Championship, European Championship, World Tag Team Championship, and Intercontinental Championship). He also won the Undisputed Championship in 2001 by defeating the Rock and Stone Cold in the same night. Gene Kinski (Canadian) - obviously pre-dated the WWF/E, but held the NWA title from 1966 - 1969. Same goes for Whipper Billy Watson, also Canadian Owen Hart (Canadian) - He won the WWF Intercontinental title as part of the Hart Foundation. Forgive my aside , but other notable canadian wrestlers who fell slightly short of the title, but remain iconic nonetheless: Rowdy Roddy Piper, Bobby Roode, Christian Cage, Edge, Abdullah the Butcher, Vampiro, Lance Storm, Steve Corino, Killer Kowalslki, Rick Martel, The Rogeaus, The Vachons (Luna, Maddog, The Butcher), Emile Dupre and Scott D' Amore (more promoters than wrestlers), Andrew Martin, Trish Stratus, Tiger Jeet Singh (Born in India, but is another Toronto icon), Iron Mike Sharpe, Waldo Von Erich, Joe.E. Legend as well as many others. Oh God, what have i done?!
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